COUNTDOWN. One word: FASC-BU-TASTIC. Fascinating, Fabulous, Fantastic. Yeah, wth.



"Honestly Fuck.

How do I leave without missing a thing or anyone.

I think it's for real. I don't wanna go.

When I'm enjoying every moment spent, I am forced to let go.

Fuckshit. Fuckadoo.

Will you miss me..."



"Alright, so it's confirm. I'm migrating.

This Christmas is probably the last one I'm spending here.

I'll be away to somewhere which apparently many people have migrated to as well.

I hope I can adapt.

I will definitely miss every little thing here, every detail, every memory.

Let's just hope for the best."



And so, I'm really migrating.

I'm really sorry this is so sudden.

I think it probably is time to tell everyone about where I'm migrating to.

Plans have been made already, for quite some time, apparently.

And so, I'm migrating

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You're not on Candid Camera. I'm really migrating, just not overseas. Now, think about all that I've said. It might make sense to you. It should.

I'm sooooo sorry. :/ You're probably going to hate me sooo damn much now.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
5:42 AM




Well hello, and this is the second installment of my three New Year's Eve posts, the next one would be on New Year's Day, but let's consider it as New Year's Eve's.

Maxine's tea party was absolutely FABULOUS! :D Would you like a cup of tea? Lol! It was enjoyable when we were enjoying the high end of life, the after retiring years of us in 50 years to come. Haha. Slow paced life, sipping tea, eating waffles, tuning in to French music, telling stories, no singing because our ears are fragile, giggling and not laughing out loud, speaking with an accent and absolutely making singlish sound very weird, etc. Lol! And Maxine got me a pair of flats for Christmas!! :D :D :D *speaks in British accent* Thank you very much darling, it was very nice of you. HAHAHAHA.

So now, everyone is basically preparing for the picnic which we are going to have at the countdown. Lol! We are going to be eating non-stop, chatting, maybe reminiscence about 2007. And am I not surprised if we start talking about Hawaii. Haha. Well, if you happen to walk pass the bridge seeing people sitting and eating cup noodles, you might want to say hi, for it might be us! Us being Clarissa, Maxine, Weelyn, Eunice, Farah and me, and possibly Weelyn's invisible friend-thing, Maxine's Billy Bob, Nancy and Mary (showing up on behalf of Jo), and Danny Dick! :D

As for now, as we say goodbye to two oh oh seven, you might want to watch one of these videos, just for the fun of it. No, you must! See, I'm so nice to actually give you so many options... Here goes...

Video #1: If you're looking for the Original people who came up with this awesomely wonderful song of all ages, to say goodbye, here goes... They are named "Steam". People have commented for this video, stating that they apparently seem to be lip syncing here, and saying how difficult is it to go NA NA NA NA. Lol!

Video #2: If you're looking for some disco like sound, for some oldie sounding thing, try the Bananarama and their somewhat successful cover...

Video #3: If you do prefer to stay in the current time, and not go back to hear the oldies, you might want to try watching this...it's quite nice actually. Boys a cappella-ing! Includes beatboxing. Lol!

Video #4: If you prefer cheesy moves but good entertainment nonetheless, and girls a cappella-ing, and a certain girl clapping out of beat, then this would do just for you...

Video #5: And the last but not least, for my fellow sadistic and gory friends, those who have a sense of humour, you might want to watch this. HAHA. :D

So here's presenting..."Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" originally by Steam. For covers, people changed it to 'Her'.

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With that, all the best for your new year! :D xoxo, Mrs Cullum!

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
8:19 PM




The last entry was on 26th Dec, and now that it's 31st Dec, a billion things have taken place. I shall try to summarize all.

27th Dec, Thurs
Oh yes, I amazingly woke up with a simple call from Eunice, at the unearthly hour of 11am. HC, Eunice and I headed to the gym and had encounters with weirdos. There was a man who was staring at Eunice cause he wanted to use the machine/equipment she was working out with, and Eunice claims he was staring at her. He could have pretty much go work out elsewhere instead of rudely standing there and staring. Weirdo #1. Weirdo #2 is a guy who was forcing himself to do weights sort of thing, the machine thingy. Well, his face was like...those you would have when you constipate? And after he finished his workout, his hands would ache, and he'd like do the bending of hand thingy. Lol! All 3 of us, we were laughing at him. I gave the two a shock when I stood on the weighing scale and it showed 40 kg. Lol! If only.

Headed for Mani and Pedi, oh and claim cab fare from TIMES, which sadly is not in yet, :( and met Weelyn to go get the job.

28th Dec, Friday
It was simply, the preparation of the ABNIA Sweet Sixteen Bash thing. It was pretty enjoyable and we were rather worried they'd kill us. HAHA. Weelyn was smart enough to bring Kieran along and torture us with his playfulness and all. Thank God for Jo for being an awesome big bully to the small bully. LOL! :D Stayed till 11 plus at Jo's house despite having work the next day at 7, and having to get up at 5. :(

29th Dec, Saturday
Just as much as I would wish to say that work was hard core boredom as it was on the first day, I simply can't. Because it was non-stop of calls. Call after call after call. I was on the verge of pulling my hair out, especially when there's 4 phones, 3 people and only 2 computers to check the info from. And with every call that comes in, it usually starts with a long winded complain about how the machine is not user-friendly, and we'd have to apologise continuously for the caller to get the hint that we are just here to assist him/her and provide him/her with the neccessary info. I have repeatedly told stories from work to all my friends, mom and all, that I'm too lazy to repeat them again, unless I'd feel like it. You'd meet all sorts of people in my job. One of my colleague (he's gay) and I, we were sort of made to write an apology letter to a caller for not knowing our work. And the thing is that I didn't even talk to that fella and made him pissed la. I was just unlucky to be the last person to handle him after the other two tried to help him. But heck, cause we don't have his address, how to send him the letter. Big time effer. And it was all due to the lack of computers and the fact that none of us knew the capital of Cambodia. But now I do, it's Phnom Penh. *rolls eyes* And can you believe it, my colleague for that day, she asked me what's US and what's UK, and if there was any difference between it. RIGHT. Ok, and they asked me how come I know so much bout countries, and how was I supposed to answer that question? Like it's obviously general info, and so I just came up with a reason which goes like..."Oh, watch the Amazing Race..." Ok, right. But seriously, the system we're dealing with, is completely dumb. If I were the caller, I'd get pissed as well, so...OH WELL.

Then met up with the rest of the Bandits and one Drama-mama, namely Jo, Clarissa, Weelyn, Maxine and Ethel for the ABNIA party. I don't like ABNIA, why? Firstly, it's the 3 bucks, entry fee to Sentosa *rolls eyes* THEN, it's the stairs up to Costa Sands. And we were lugging their presents, ICE, and all. *ROAR!* HAHA. Well, nonetheless, the party was pretty awesome and they loved their presents! :D I totally loved how Abi took forever to upwrap her present. The amount of time she took to unwrap her present, is definitely not equivalent to the time I took to wrap it. I took about like 5 mins? Quite fast I know. HAHAHA. And Sonia was surprised by the amount of oranges she has seen. HAHA. Happy Sweet Sixteen to both of you by the way! :D

30th Dec, Sunday
I came back and had to do research on every capital of the every country, do my homework in fear of fussy callers. So, with the help of my mom, I spent 45 mins googling every country and all. So I awoke at 5 yet again, and went for work. Guess what. Unlike the day before, there were no calls. And the thing is that the previous shift had no calls as well. So we decided to try to experiment with the system again. And it was totally screwed, we couldn't even get through to ourselves. So, we decided to report and we found out that they've shifted to the old system, so we wouldn't be receiving any calls for the day. So once again, 8 hours of stoning. That I resorted to getting 2 magazines to entertain ourselves. And the only topic we would get ourselves surprisingly interested in would be of the gay colleague I worked with, who wasn't on that shift la. I feel so mean. :/ Well.

So today's New Year's Eve. And I've no reflection of 2007 or reminiscing done, though I would love to but I'm really exhausted. Gonna head over to Maxine's then Countdown. So, I'll be working on New Year's Day, followed by the day after, and the day after would be the training for another job. *rolls eyes* At least, we don't have any homework to complete because our dearest juniors are jet set packed for school. Lol! :D

Happy New Year Everyone! With Every Bit of Love from the Cullums! :D

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:25 PM




Hard Core, is exactly how you would describe my first day of work at my new work place.

Hard Core slacking.
Hard Core stoning.
Hard Core chatting (3 hours straight).
Hard Core sleeping.
Hard Core stoning.
Hard Core everything.
Hard Core 'no calls'.
Hard Core earning.

I barely slept for 2 hours because I forced myself to sleep at 1 plus, because Weelyn forced me to as well. And woke up at 5 for work. :/

If you ask me if work is good, I'd tell you, "Not really" because in true fact, to force yourself to stone, is indeed extremely tough. Trust me, I'd rather get paid to force myself to study. Anyway, being paid to stone and slack is rather rare. If only they did so when I was studying for my Os. I'll be a hard core millionaire.

The ACS Concert was quite good. Much better than the other at VCH. Haha. :D But I didn't see... *censored* :( And, I kind of fell asleep, because they kept repeating Christmas carols.

This week is gonna be damn hard core. I learnt the term 'hard core' from a hard corer who is working with me. Lol. Tmr will be hard core revitalization.

Oh yes, Happy Boxing Day everyone, especially Weelyn!




Alright, so it's confirm. I'm migrating.
This Christmas is probably the last one I'm spending here.
I'll be away to somewhere which apparently many people have migrated to as well.
I hope I can adapt.
I will definitely miss every little thing here, every detail, every memory.
Let's just hope for the best.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
11:09 PM




The Greatest Day of my life, is definitely 29th October. Or 25th December. When Christ was born.

NEVER ever ever will it be, 24th December. Because it's quite a tragic day, for Eve was born. HAHAHAHAHA.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
12:13 AM




Great with a CAPITAL G.

I just heard an advertisement on the radio.

It's the one where the woman goes on and on about how she misses O levels. How she enjoyed herself after Os, going to the movies, etc. So, I start to think it's probably about how she enjoyed herself too much, she didn't know where to go after her results. So, they're probably trying to advertise an open house for some institute, maybe. She goes on about how she wished she could go back to her Secondary school days...

"Ever wished you could go back to Secondary school? Now you can!..." somewhere along those lines. And the next line had the word teacher in it. It was like..."Be a teacher in a Secondary school!"

PROPAGANDA ALERT!

The whole advertisement was about being a teacher, teaching O level subjects, like Music, Art, etc. apparently. What a good way to capture attention. And to think I actually listened to it.

*I do believe in retribution. I kind of think, that I'll probably end up being a teacher.*

I'm kind of still struggling with the cards, but at least I'm done with the presents for close friends. That's because I spent a day by myself shopping, walking from one mall/place to another (e.g. Bras Basah to Raffles City to The Central then to Marina) to hunt down for what I wanted. So, I truly apologise if your gift from the Cullums arrives later than expected. I didn't know the Cullums had THIS many associates. Lol!

So, Merry Christmas to All! :D Hope you're having a good one.

With Love, the Cullums! :)

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
8:14 PM




I cannot, believe at all at how I screamed "I Love New York" after Eve screamed "WATAH!" at Bugis' Water Fountain, in front of a million people. Too spastic! I spent the evening/night with Eve teasing me about my duper small eyes, and then she took really unglam peeks of me, and got piggy-backed in public at Bugis Junction, and got sprayed by water at the Water Fountain, by some kid. I told you I don't go well with children. But in all, it was good fun, with Weelyn and Jo laughing at everything and Weelyn going TSK the whole entire time.

I realise, when I'm out with Eve, I get dared a million gazillion times.
1st dare: We saw this couple, man had hand round the woman's waist, woman had hand on man's ass. Eve dared me to go to them (I forgot who) and say "I think you should shout molest." or say out loud "Eh, stop arousing each other la!" Lol!
2nd dare: Let her piggy back me all the way through Bugis Junction, from Sketches to Macs. Nooo way! HAHA.
3rd dare: The Water Fountain "WATAH I LOVE NEW YORK" dare.

Go to Eve's blog for the peeks and for the funny incident involving the two bangalas we met on the street.

The concert was good, though the people who turned up weren't that many.

I did mention that I wanted to juggle two jobs. The first job place called me up in the afternoon and I accepted the job. Got home, slept for an hour, and the second job place called me up, (at night) and I had to reluctantly reject the second job. My mom didn't allow and Weelyn said I shouldn't go for it because of the pathetic pay. But I wanted the experience, and it'd be such an enjoyable environment to work in, but I had to turn it down, and it totally sucks.

Got a call from our dearest friend, Anne in the Philipines, and the greeting was something like...
Me: Hello...?
Anne: Hello!
Me: Who's this?
Anne: Anne...
Me: And you're in the Philipines...
Anne: Yeah.
Me: So, am I paying for this?!
LOL! So...unwelcoming. HAHA. Well, we talked for 18 mins before she had to go and I asked "Where to..." and made her think I thought literally. But no, I didn't! She asked bout the N level results which I had absolutely NO clue about, and she told me about Jamie Lynn Spears being pregnant, I told her bout Hady winning Asian Idol and how Jodie Foster is a lesbian, and somehow, we ended up talking about Os and the results. :/

I'm currently stressing over what to wear for the training this friday, and Maxine and I have decided that I shall help her find a job and she'll help me with my clothes, because my mom insists I go get some formal clothes for my job. :( Wasting money to go work, makes absolutely no sense at all!

Sorry to interrupt, but I can't see the stupid cursor on this space I'm typing. Sucks man! :(

I shall blog about my birthday, possibly tmr. Let's hope so. So for now, have yourself a good public holiday! :D

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:02 AM