Monday, January 29, 2007


Once again, I feel that wasted sense of/for life. Because, I've not accomplished anything wow today. What a bore.

Sorry, this entry is not up for the proper standard of English because my mind is not in its right state. I can't think straight.

Besides the fact that I managed to complete all my Social Studies for the first time in my entire Secondary life, with the help of Starbucks, and the fact that I look better than CHOW CHOW CHOW Ru Jing, life has been pretty much...boring.

Let me tell you a story. A story about how CHOW CHOW CHOW Ru Jing has ammended her surname with the help of us.

Lao shi: ...got farewell for Ms Janice. Ta qu ying guo du shu. (translated: She's going to England to study)
Me: Lao shi! Wo lao gong zai ying guo na bian zu! (My husband stays in England!)
Christabel: *turns to CHOW CHOW CHOW Ru Jing* Eh! Isn't your husband in England as well?! *says out loud to lao shi* Lao shi! Ta de lao gong ye zai ying guo zu! (Teacher! Her husband stays in England as well!)
Lao shi: Ni lao gong shi shui? (Who's your husband?)
Christabel and Me: Lao shi, you guess la! From our school one, last time.
Lao shi: *thinks, thinks and thinks* Mr...Adrian Chan!

The whole row in fact just bursted out laughing. That wasn't the end. Then so, her surname was there and then ammended into a Chow-Lin-Chan Ru Jing. Weelyn then came into class saying about Ms A Lim about her and RJ. So it turned into a Chow-Lin-Lim-Chan Ru Jing. But during chinese tutorials, RJ insisted she wanted Lin-DUH instead of a Lim. So it became, Chow-Lin-DUH-Chan Ru Jing. Everyone, there you go. Please address her in that form or else you would never get a response. Wondering how the CHOW CHOW CHOW came about? All thanks to Anne's essay which started like this: "CHOW CHOW CHOW!" Mei tian dou chow! Wo hen shen qi di jou jing wo de fang jian...(In inproper English, it somewhat means, So Noisy! Everyday also so noisy! I walked into my room angrily.) Chow can also be spelt as chao. I can't even remember how Ru Jing's surname is spelt. Sorry. Let's just take it for a Lin.

I think we all have different perceptions of our daily go abouts. Its like how Clarissa thinks her Chinese teacher sucks while we think she rocks. Lao shi called my name in class again. Jo has taken on a liking for my chinese name. I wrote a fucking awesome chinese essay today. It had no ending because I decided to keep the readers in suspense. I wonder what lao shi's reaction would be.

I love Mondays because the timetable is pretty much very slack, then come to think of it, maybe not because it means that Tuesday is approaching. Tuesdays are bad because I have tuition. When Tuesday passes, Wednesday comes, which means there's Standard Test, needless to comment about and Music O Level lessons, which can be a dread at times, and once again, the same process goes on for Thursday and Friday. Tutorials followed by band practices. What a routine my life can be.

I think Starbucks is officially and somewhat, my drug to staying up. It's bad...(?) That's what some say. Thank God there's no Starbucks near my house. The nearest is at Eastpoint. I think.

Life. Why oh why.

Please excuse me for this aimless and pointless entry. I feel a sense of wanting to do at least something. Somehow, it's not really working.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
11:27 PM


Sunday, January 28, 2007


Whatup world!

Announcement for Gen, since I can't go on MSN. This is for you. I'm not quite sure if you know bout this but yeah, I suppose you'll be going down to Kino or Borders to get the mag. :)

Yes, life's been pretty wild and weird. Briefly stating what I've been up to eh. I've got to rush work later.

Flag Day yesterday, I have not much comments. It was fun yet not so fun. I'm immune to being rejected and ignored now. Haha. At least I managed to get about 1/3 of the tin. Not bad for a first timer and a not-so-good plan. Weelyn and Jo, tsk tsk and to a few others as well. Haha. Who cares.

Dearest Weelyn and Amanda kindly took the time to follow me down to NAFA's Open House yesterday which was rather, alright. We should have just agreed for a tour. And we arrived so late, we only managed to get a file. I wanted the bag! Oh wells. So we were like lost children walking around the school. Looks rather interesting and intimidating. Haha.

Amanda and I then, had to be really nice friends, to suffer under Weelyn's amazing persuading powers, to follow her to SAS' POP. Yeah, thanks Joan. Idiot. Haha. It was alright. Amanda and I hate her pretty much there and then. You owe us a lot. I mean it.

Proceeded on for Piano lesson in which, I had to bluntly find out that my exam is in a month's time. Exactly a month. 28th Feb. Oh greatness.

Today, violin lesson sucked the shit of out music. I make no sense because I don't give a damn. It was obviously my fault for waking up late but my mother just had to make it worse by getting my teacher to lesser the price. What the Fuck. Then, she stomped but not exactly stomped off angry and I just had to do nothing but to give my teacher a I'm-sorry-my-mom's-like-that smile. And she wants to stop lessons. I became really pissed after that, and kind of showed an attitude. Did the routine she usually does for me, and went for Cathechism really late. In short, my morning was really bad. Lucky Catechism went quite alright with Rosemarie and Julie at least, and made me feel much better.

Then, I didn't want to go for tuition so I faked but not so fake that I had a headache. Returned home to rest and woke up halfway because I couldn't sleep. Why? Because for real this time, I most probably had a fever. How bad. Thank God everything's alright now.

We spent half an hour deciding on whether we should go for the Confirmation. And to cut short everything, we did. We went to Tampines to just have a shot taken and zao-ed off. Wow. Yes, Maxine and Clarissa, you all should thank us for making the effort to go and you're absolutely welcomed for the awesomely wonderful journey you all had to make to TM. :)

To all Confirmands, Congrats! I bet you all feel good, because you all need not go for Cat classes now eh.

Band tomorrow should be quite hectic. It was already hectic last friday. Friday's practice made me realise I can't sight read other parts. Haha. I only somehow manage to sight read music I know and have heard and only the melody. Wow Audrey.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
10:18 PM


Friday, January 26, 2007


Today was a pretty, interesting day. I need to check up the the-saw-rus to find out another word for interesting because my life has been pretty much interesting. Haha.

I remember so clearly, setting an alarm clock for 4.15am this morning, but I woke up at like 6.50am. Oh that was to do my homework. So, as you'd know, I was in completely deep shit. Yes, I did go to Weelyn's house yesterday to do homework. Due to the disturbance of her little and crazy brother, I couldn't concentrate and half the time, I was either using MSN or helping or more likely, doing the English quizzes for the 3 of them, being Weelyn, Amanda and Eunice. Thus, I didn't get any work done, except my English, which I must say was redundant. Anyways, my mom cabbed me to school and it felt good, because I was early. Wow. Haha. Only for a few minutes or so though. Then I received a message from Ms Khoo saying, she won't be in school because she overslept. Wow.

English went about just fine, then History which pretty much was alright as well, despite the fact I was panicking because I didn't do my workbook but I couldn't care less though. Contradicting, never mind. PE. I happily walked down, not taking down my wallet because I gave my POSB card, cash card and all the money in my wallet to my mom in the cab because she left her wallet at home (don't ask me what I was thinking), and forgetting to change into school shorts. Luckily, I was wearing FBTs at least. And moreover, the shorts I brought to school were the ones with the hole. Oh goodness. It was not till I was right in front of the hall when I started jumping and squealing "My shorts!" and holding my skirt at the same time. Imagine. It was rather retarded. Haha. Then, I had to say, "My shorts are still covered in mud." Wow. Yes wow. Lol. Which was totally, fake. Then A Maths, which I have nothing to comment about. And then I spent my recess in class, to only witness someone's phone being confiscated and people being caught for eating. See, I'm such a good girl. I didn't eat in class during recess... I ate during lessons. Lmao!

Literature, we digressed, once again. At the rate we're going, I doubt we'll be able to complete The Joy Luck Club. Seriously. We always have too many discussion. Today we talked about how people have English names to be more fashionable, to be more Westernized and how Ms Kang saw this woman working at a petrol kiosk, with a nametag which read, "MONEY". What the Fuck?! Who would name yourself MONEY?! Oh and meet, Buck, Dollar, Bill, Cheque, Cash, Coins, Cilings and so on. Goodness gracious. E Maths which went about quite alright and it pretty much sucks sitting beside someone who sucks up to your Idol. Haha. Bey bey is downright my idol and Clarissa sucks up to her 24/7. Clarissa, I hope you remembered to include that in your confession, "Sucking up to my partner's Idol and trying to steal her away." Boo you! Haha. Oh wait! Something happened during E Maths...

Bey Bey: Ok, so you all hand in this worksheet tomorrow...
Someone: But tomorrow got no school.
Bey Bey: Huh? No. Hand up tomorrow.
Someone else: Tomorrow is Saturday!
Bey Bey: No. Who said so?
Someone else No. 2: Today is Friday, and tomorrow is Saturday!
Bey Bey: Huh? How come I don't know?

Oh man. It was fucking hilarious. She took quite a while to notice that today's friday. Haha. Like about 3 minutes.

Then came Physics. There was supposed to be a test. To cut short the whole story I was aboout to type, Mrs Yip, forgot about the test. She only remembered at the end of the lesson. It was hilarious. What's the matter with teachers nowadays? In fact, I actually like them this way. Haha.

We crapped around, with the normal bandits during lunch, and proceeded for band. Oh goodness, drills was like right. Everyone forgot everything.

Kenan: Right Turn
Kiri: Left Turn
Blakan: About Turn

Don't bother about the spelling. Just remember. Do us a favour. Gosh. Haha.

Oh and sorry to the band for indecent exposure when I raise my hand during fall in. Lol. So, full band practice and did Virginia. Sounding alright, at least we didn't deprove in over just a week. 50 plus more days. Ahh! I don't want the band to fall to complacency. Oh then we had phototaking for the Hawaii Programme booklet. And for goodness sake, I totally forgot about the phototaking and put my hairband on. I didn't put on my hairband because of the photo shoot! Seriously! If I remembered about the phototaking, I'd have leave my fringe down. Duh you arses. Haha.

Then here came the interesting part of the day, the most fun part. The Hawaii forms were supposed to be sent out today, BUT, it was in all a mess that only the schedule was given out. Like what the?! Almost all the band girls left once they received the schedule. I walked back to the PfA office to only find out, there were still two more forms. Goodness. Then I ran out of school to find out almost all the band girls got on 17 which had just left. AHH! So shitified. At least we managed to get a few back, but goodness. It was so messy, and since Mrs Chua looked overly stressed, we decided to stay back and help her. I love sorting out stuff. Just my thing. Haha. Then, we started sorting out the thick thick thick THICK stacks of paper and forms. But with the help of a few of us, being Cindy, Amanda, Jo, Weelyn, Farah, Sherri, Eunice and I, we managed to do it real quick. And we were saying about how we'd do it in our sleep because we were saying this out while sorting..."Form, Annex A, Annex B, Form 8, Form 9, Medical History, Medical History Sheet, Ohana" Ohana not being literally but Ohana being the form for some youth thing. It was awesomely fun. I love doing sorting of stuff out. :)

So we left school at 7.30pm and Weelyn left for TM, while Amanda, Cindy, Eunice and I went to have dinner. Dinner for Eunice was interrupted several times by her brother. Haha. Hilarious. Poor girl.

Came home and realised that I have been deprived of my piano practice time all thanks to Weelyn. Argh you! I'm so shitified for my exam! I need a pass but I want a high pass at least.

Oh and then, looking at the cost of Hawaii, I think my mom might just skip the new year clothes shopping thing for me this year. Besides, I've bought clothes during Christmas I doubt I'll get to buy this year. I've yet to use my Converse vouchers and I've got to make sure I get at least one pair of Jack Purcells before Hawaii. Haha.

Its Friday! Isn't it fast? But soon enough, another new week begins. Believe it, we're almost into February. I smell the Os. Haha. NAFA Open House Tomorrow! :)

I feel like posting up a video. I just love this song. Its Razorlight with their second single off their second album, America. Enjoy!



Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
10:28 PM


Thursday, January 25, 2007


I feel sadistic because I hear Anglican High's school bell ring. Lol. For the first time, I had some proper sleep. :)

Replies to tags:

to Veronica: Linked! And Valerie's going to pass you all the lyrics. You all somehow have this connection with that song huh. Lol.

to Lydia: Yes yes, thank you. You're nice. Happy now? Haha.

to Weelyn: Same face structure. Lol. True.

to Gen: I don't know. Haha. I thought it to be brief but it didn't turn out that way I suppose. Haha. Yeah, pity them huh.

I've never had this much homework before.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
2:50 PM


Wednesday, January 24, 2007


I want to hurry do this. Lol. I have to say this very very extremely sadistically. While I'm here typing this entry, you other Sec 4s are, lol, listening to someone crap about entrepreneurship and all. Muahahahahahahaha. Ok, I'm not that mean.

Well, I shall just blog about Camp Corri. It was so-so. Very so-so. Brief blog entry alright? Alright.

Firstly, I'm in the same group, Group 6 with Ameera then Farah joined our group because Ameera would have to do campfire preparations. But, it didn't really matter because half the time or most of the time, 2/3 had all the activities as a class, so that means, everything was done with Valerie and Tiffany as well. Then you see, did I mention why I didn't want to go for the camp? Yes, because of the Sec 2s. Duh. There were times we facilitators of 2/3 wanted to like give up, and like die. In fact, there were times almost all of the facilitators were going "I'd rather be sitting in TP, listening to lectures than doing this." Overall, thinking over it, maybe not, that's after hearing from Eunice, Amanda and Weelyn. Haha.

Ok things that I'd have to comment about 2/3. Goodness. Amanda Khoo is known for her extreme mood swings but 2/3 is like uncomparable to her. Haha. They kill us simply with their mood swings. Let me give you one example. During campfire, it was drizzling but they were still high. Very high. But the drizzle became heavier and we had to shift in to the MPH, the place where we gather most of the time. It was duhly crammed and obviously the campfire was not really successful. Once 2/3 stepped foot into the MPH, their energy level was lost. Completely. They were in fact, the only class who didn't react to the emcees of the campfire and didn't do any cheers or whatsoever. We as facilitators, could die simply, because it was too embarrassing to watch your class not do anything and as well, you'd be so disappointed because during practice, they were really high. So we couldn't simply understand why they weren't doing anything. Even after their item, which was simply awesome, they were still very down. Then today, under their bunk, they were high, we shifted them to MPH, they were dull. Thus, we conclude, that the venue affects them pretty much.

Other than their extreme and severe moodswings, talking to them at first was like talking to a wall. I'd rather talk to a wall. Haha. Okay. That was before. Thank God, they opened up soon enough, and there were really enthusiastic people in the class, like Jackie and Gladys, and clique. Funny people I must say. But those quiet ones, honestly, they killed me at certain times. But still, I love the class huh. Though there were better classes, there has got to be a reason why we're with the class we're with. Haha. True, I mean.

And 2/3 won best class item! Good job 2/3! Totally unexpected huh. That excludes the gracious fall by Joni though. I bet it was the rojak bit which were plus points. To the other Sec 2s who are reading my blog, those who aren't in 2/3, boo to you. Lol. Alright. Just kidding. I don't want some girl called Cassandra to come after me.

Alright. So highlights of the camp.

Kayaking. Facils, we paired up together. Then there were these two lost girls, who didn't even get their paddling right. Before setting out into the water, the instructor told us, one facil with one of those girls. Then Tiffany sabo-ed Ameera and I and then we both decided not to bother but keep them in our sight. Then when we set out, I realised that they were really far back and like behind. Scared the hell out of me, because they were rather going with the current. Lucky the instructor approached them. Then we toured round the kelongs with our kayaks. Rafted up and the instructor approached us again to help the girls because they were somewhere behind the kelongs. My goodness. Ok ok, so we obliged. Kayaked to them and we had to switch partners. So, Ameera changed with the other girl sitting in front, Rachel, and while switching, since only the back people, being me and the other girl I can't remember her name, were holding onto each other kayaks, the front of the kayak kind of splited. Ameera and Rachel's legs were one in each kayak. Get it? Alright. So, then right in front of my eyes, they almost did a split and I just sat there laughing my head off. How sadistic. Goodness, so half the time, I had to kayak like shit because Rachel didn't know how to kayak. Thank God for all the training from OBS and the MOE camp, we managed to catch up. Not bad. Hahahaha. Well well.

Next, Nitro crossing. It's the swinging thing. Group 6 is bloody hell scary. Alright, General Stations with them were quite scary. They didn't really pay attention to all the requirements to prevent accidents and then they did their own thing and almost fell and got injured badly. Some were just like 1 to 2 cm away from the ground. Our hearts pumped like shit, that being the facils and the girl doing the activity. For the class, not quite sure. But well, goodness. Scary shit. If they get injured, the guilt will just flow in naturally. Just like Gladys the previous time. Oh did I mention, many a times, 2/3 reminded me of 2/5 05. Haha. I love 2/5! Miss Chia, Mdm Chen, classmates. Woots! Back to topic.

What else? Belaying. Pure fun. I love belaying. Oh oh oh. Mud pool. Nature Rumble in other words. Thanks to someone, being Weelyn's good friend, Mr Roland, requested for a nature rumble thing and is was actually to go throught a mud path and then a mud pool. It was quite obvious the mud was man made or something? I don't know but that's what we suspect. The mud is black. BLACK! and when it dries, it turns grey and chalky. What shit mud is that you tell me. Then the colour of the natural mud is far from the man made mud. Haha. It was much dirtier than Taman Negera I must say. Much much. We were so gross, after bathing twice, we still felt dirty. All thanks to Weelyn's lookalike. TSK! But it was fun.

Food was crap. I mean, which camp's food is good? Except the one at the MOE camp.

At Jalan Bahtera, there were many interesting things like, hmmm. Let's see. A dog symphony. Stupid dogs. People sleeping they bark. When we slept, first night, we could hear people singing karaoke. Second night, supposedly, someone slept talked in malay and another said "Please put on your helmet and harness." Haha. Funny shit. Oh first night, you know the bunks have these big holes, anything can just drop from up to down, Farah's pillow dropped down. Lol.

What else? I'm tired. I don't feel like blogging anymore. Stupid camps. I still hate camps.

Oh yes, I hate camps at Jalan Bahtera because of the huge population of lizards. Haha.

Replies to tags:

to Jeanette: Yes you should feel good. But I didn't mention you in this post. Too bad.

to Ern: You're very sick. I don't want to talk to you.

to Amanda: Just learn your lesson la. Tsk man. T T T. Toa Payoh and Tampines are two very different words for goodness sake. Can die.

to Clarissa: I want to watch! Argh! So wasted. Good job to all the cheerleaders huh! Yayness! :) I want to see Bey bey do the action. And why 4/6 no class dinner?! Tsk. Lol. I want to eat dinner. I hungry. Haha. Did anybody tape anything down? So wasted. ARGH!

to Passer-by: Good for the Sec 5s. :) Well at least 4/6 wins something. Haha.

to Weelyn: WHATEVER. Haha.

That's all. I'll add on if I can think of anymore significant events in Camp Corri. But I suggest you all just read the other facils blogs. Or any other Sec 2s.

See, 2/3, if anyone is from 2/3 is actually reading, I told you your dance was the best. Compared to others. Haha.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:34 PM


Sunday, January 21, 2007


I predict this post is going to be random. Very.

I realised I missed out quite a bit on the TP visit. Instances which would be so memorable such as the time, Miss Khoo gave us the wrong direction. I asked "Are you sure the bus this side goes to Tampines?" She obviously replies, "Yes yes yes, trust me." Oh yes, so I did. Then not till I sensed we were going the wrong way, and saw the sign reading Bedok something, or was it Kaki Bukit, anyway, it was in the direction to Khoo's house. I tell you, Eunice and I wanted to smack the nuts out of her for hell's sake because when we got up the bus, firstly, they pushed me. Lucky, we got in the bus because there were just too many people. Note, my bag was uber huge thanks to the bloody goodie bag and stupid books we just had to carry home that day. And moreover, the bus was duper crowded. So ask me, why didn't we bash her? Because she's our friend. And since she's naturally not skilled in telling directions, it was rather our fault for trusting her. Haha. Lol.

Did I mention about the tour guide? I think I did. Ok what else? Nothing. I just wanted to post that. Felt like it.

I can't believe I'm listening to Clay Aiken's album now. Please, hit me.

Camp Corri is tomorrow.

Oh yes, so I'm supposed to blog. Yes. Blog about my days and all. Yesterday, overslept. Thus, not turning up for Legion. Woke up and practiced my piano, then met Eunice, Weelyn, Ern and Lisbeth at Raffles City. Ernestine, was rather, overdressed. Haha. She claims that she came from some church event. Alright, I believe you Ern. Haha. Yeah Right. Anyway, we attempted to get a cab with 5 people. Haha. Thanks to the help of the charm of Miss Ernestine, we managed to get a cab. Weelyn, you suck. Haha. Oh yes, I got a cup of Starbucks and I couldn't sleep after that. How smart. The ride took super duper long, because of the floods and jams. Goodness. We ended up late. At least better than Khoo, who was still at home at 5.06pm. Haha. I realise I still have not mentioned where we went. Haha. St Pat's POP. It was quite alright, impressive for sure, but the only part which really impressed the most was when they played Rhapsody on the Theme of Paganini. First few notes, bars, I could almost die. It was just too wow. Haha. You know what? It reminded me of my dearest first husband. Haha. Maksim. He's hot. Anyway, I'm currently with Jamie. Back to the music. Basically it was really impressive. They pull off almost everything given to them. Amazing and awesome. Then crapped outside their bandroom, with Mr De, about everything from She--- and the sign outside the bandroom. Haha. Funny. Worst Engligh ever. Haha. Headed off for Piano lesson while the rest went to Parkway to eat.

Piano lesson was, okay, I don't really have comments on this. It was, not very productive was it? I still don't get the urgency of my exam. Believe it, I still have not mastered a shit bout what's required. Argh. All I know is that my exam is in February. Early or late Feb, not quite sure. After piano, headed to Parkway to meet the rest to get Jenni's present. Haha. It was hilarious. Especially what Eunice did holding Jenni's present. Then Clarissa came, with her friends, who left soon after. What else, so we got on the shuttle bus. Got home.

Couldn't sleep, all thanks to Starbucks. Was late for violin lesson once again. Boo. Anyway, I practiced but my teacher said it wasn't good enough. Even more boo. Ended, left for Catechism. Even more and more boo! Haha. It was really retarded. Oh oh, there's this new guy. I'm not quite sure if he's retained from the previous year or what but he's quite cute. But, no, I'm married and studies come first. Anyways,...hmmm, Catechism was retarded. They said we have to write a letter to the Archbishop. Address him as Dearest His Grace or Dearest Archbishop Chia or something, I wasn't paying attention, but they said no addressing him like Dearest Archie. HAHA! It was hilarious. And our letters will be checked before sending to him because of the chances of vulgarities appearing. Oh whatever. I still can't think of what name to chose for my middle name. Boo. Audrey _______ Cullum. Haha. No, seriously Audrey _________? No, the name "Idiot" or "Ass" is not allowed. No crude language is allowed for a middle name. Haha. I bet you arses wanted to tag saying Audrey Ass or something. Haha. Too bad. If only huh, then it'd be alliteration. Haha. Oh wells.

Tuition-ed after Church. Goodness, I don't understand the thinking of my teacher. He was saying about how the Government is psycho-ing us to think that CCA is important and all, that they are just making use of us. Then the guy behind me wanted to argue with him and I was like thinking "No point of arguing. Won't help. Won't get you anywhere." but it kept going on and on. Both parties were dumb to argue I must say. Haha. I mean, the teacher is not making any sense. So what's the whole point of arguing. He will never understand. Moreover, he was talking more than teaching. The more I shouldn't go for tuition. Oh and did I mention, they almost wanted to start this debate on Convent Girls. Note, I'm the only girl in the E Maths class. BOO! My teacher said, Convent girls are desperate. I bet so, if Jeanette was there, she'll just start bashing them up. Big big, huge, mega huge generalization going on there man. Goodness. I wanted to die.

Now, I'm back home, comtemplating to do my homework because apparently, teachers do not spare a thought for those facilitating for the Secondary 2 camp. Those going for the TP camp, get to do their homework while we, don't have the time. I think I have no choice but to do my work now.

I realise I have not packed my bag for camp.

I wanted to say something but I can't remember. Oh wells. I'll leave it to another day. I doubt when I come back from Camp Corri, I'll be blogging about it. I hope I'll have fun. I sound so excited, don't I?

I decided to reply the tags here. I don't want to yet again, flood my own tagboard. Haha.

To Cindy: You don't have to walk with me under MY ESPIRIT umbrella. Haha.

To Ernestine: They beeped your Fuck because they don't like you. Haha. Too bad. This should teach you a lesson on not to use vulgarities in my tagboard. Eh, your opening door thing and asking of the "See any boobies" was rather sick yet hilarious. Lol. And not only am I a sucker, I'm a swallower, a licker and a chewer as well. Oh gross. Sounds very wrong. Haha. You should just go join the Thai dance troop thing. Go for all I care. Haha.

To natENG: Too bad, I love Jamie more. And I don't even know how your brother looks like. You better bring food.

To Clarissa: Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. Lol. It was rather hilarious when we checked the sandwich Isabel gave us. Lol. That was one hell of a bus ride.

To Maxine: Aiya, diam la. Lol. I AM big what. Tsk. I'm Jamie's wife, DUH! Haha.

To Jeanette: Because it was the open house...? Haha. I don't know. But I saw people I didn't wanna see. How bad.

To Ethel: Just like I said, if you're in netball, I'm in basketball and I'm the star player. Lmao! Haha. Anyway, in conclusion, you're NOT from netball. Must be a total insult to have you in netball man. Haha.

That's all.

I don't feel like going for my piano exam. Can I pon it? Please? Haha.

My left leg is numb.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
6:23 PM


Friday, January 19, 2007


Today was interesting yet very retarded, come to think of it.

Firstly, we have THE spotcheck. Oh wait before that.

Firstlt, I was LATE. And I didn't bother much. I was walking/strolling to school, left my house at 7.20am, which is impossible to walk to school in less than 5 minutes and thus I decided to just not bother and be late. Walked to school, hoping to escape the prefects by at least, taking the slips from them, and then walk straight to class without handing in the slips. So as I made my way past the prefects, first thing I saw, Mrs Chong getting one whole group of girls, about 20 to 30 to come down the stairs. Like what the. Just then, I knew I could not get away. Like duh. So, ah heck. Late then late. Couldn't care less or more already. Well well. And just so you note, our dearest school has a Joseph In Trianing, aka, JIT. Haha. She looks exactly like Joseph, just that she's slimmer and younger. I see her being the next Joseph, that's for sure.

Alright, then on with the spotcheck, which apparently was just a rumour made by one retarded Secondary 1 arse. Screw off would you if you have nothing better to do, than to cause chaos in the entire school. Literally. You see people running around, hiding phones, and all sorts of illegal items. I know as band members, duh, we put in our cases. Then next thing you know, this whole batch of FUCKING normal academic students or should I say, barbarians put their belongings in the band room as well, because it was conveniently, oh so close to their fucking classrooms. And not only that, they've been eating in the band room as well. What the. I have to give a fucking damn bout this. We don't have a proper band room, then it's been made extremely worse now. Thanks alot. Thank God I'm graduating this year.

Literature lesson, double period. We did nothing but discussed entirely about the Ku Klux Klan. Wow. It was very interesting.

TP. Well, it wasn't awesome because it was duper crowded. Thousands of schools were there, and we didn't even know that we could make a choice of which school we wanted to go to. So we were dumbly brought to the engineering school which who in the world of 4/6 would take up engineering?! and others like business and designing. Thank God, we found out about the fact we could make a decision of where we wanted to go if not, we wouldn't even have step foot into the designing school. I'd say for sure, that the business and design school is uber cool. Haha. When I said this to my brother, "If my results can't take me to JC, I think I might go to either Temasek Business or Design." Next thing you know, he asks "Why wouldn't your results take you to JC?" Was that a rhetorical question? Like the answer to be, Oh yes, I'm supposed to work hard. I have to make it to JC or something? Oh goodness gracious. Save me.

Then we proceeeded on to IKEA, to have meatballs and all. We literally feasted. Ah. I'm feeling very full now, as I type this stupid entry.

Jeanette! I didn't see your sister! Tsk.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
9:53 PM


Thursday, January 18, 2007


Yes, after I get my Literature research printed all out, I'm going off the net. No surfing, no nothing.

Oh so, how was my day? Well, it was alright. Oh yes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEELYN!
Mrs Eff. Haha.

Oh yes, we sang the birthday song for our dearest Mrs Eff, purposely when Simmy walked into class. It was pretty much hilarious that I didn't sing the song because I was laughing my head off. So obviously Sim, diam-ed. And the funny part was, she didn't really bother. We sang twice. Then Sim carried on with her lesson. Halfway while saying her usual crap, bout litter on the floor, and how nagging doesnt work on us (but apparently she nags ALL the time), she turned to Weelyn and said "Happy Birthday Weelyn." Its like..."I shall stop nagging because it does not work, nagging about your work, nagging about the litter on the floor...Oh and Happy Birthday Weelyn." Oh man, we just bursted out laughing. Like what the. Weelyn, seems like someone likes you huh. And I'll kill the guts out of Sim if I find out she didn't receive my practical book. I spent Bio lesson doing my Maths homework. :D Very productive.

Anyway, school was alright, and funny things did happen. I answered back to the chinese teacher. Hilarious shit. She kept talking crap. So firstly, when I turned back to talk to RJ and Christabel, she caught me, and shouted my name across the class. Oh yes she did. She shouted, "LIAW! SHU! JUAN!" so, I replied, "Yo whatup lao shi!" and then continued with my work, thinking of what would be perfect to make a good comeback. Then I turned to her and shouted, "XING! LAO! SHI!" Lmao! It was fucking hilarious. Well, not only that, she was telling us about how when she was young, she was as slim and then I answered, "Lao shi, you don't crap. Yi qian...(its all in chinese)" Amazingly but yeah, because I replied with what she said to me a few minutes before. Its like if you can tell me this, I can tell you that as well. Haha. Funniest chinese lesson since the start of 2007.

So, basically, we settled admin stuff during band practice and all Hawaii related stuff, and did about only 15 minutes of practice. What else? Hmmm...nothing else I guess.

Oh yes, I have in mind of going to either CJC or SAJC. But if my results can't make it there, I'll go to TP. Just saying. I think alot, those are one of my thoughts. I'll go to TP to take up Interior Design. Coolness. :)

Haha. Yes, I do have The Joy Luck Club, Gen. And the term "cover to cover" scares me pretty much. Lol.

The Ku Klux Klan is....never mind. I shall keep my comments to myself.

TP visit tomorrow. How interesting. Jeanette is getting her sister to shout "Audrey CULLUM" tomorrow to look for me. Wow. CULLUM alrights? Haha.

I love the fact how after the end of the school day, Cindy pops by the window of 4/6 asking if I want food. Haha. Cool. Then its even better when its before a band practice because one by one, you'll have Nat Eng, then Jeanette then Elsie walking in and we'll take out all our food and share. Haha. Jeanette Ong and NATALIE ENG are bloody freeloaders. Haha. More of Nat Eng.

I just realised I came up with a whole lot of random thoughts huh.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
8:52 PM


Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Goodness. Literally, to a certain extent.

Time has been passing real fast. Good thing it is. The lesser time I need to hang on to this crappy..well, life. Bad thing, is we'll have to leave secondary school real soon and honestly, I love secondary school. The friends I've made have been really awesome. Okay, moving along...

I can't really help to but blog about my day. I woke up super duper late today, and ran to school with today's somewhat exceptionally heavy bag and ran and ran. Like hell. I know, you must be saying "Sec 4 already la, don't care them la." Yeah, I know that. Everyone knows that. But I'm just afraid every single bad thing I do in school, will be used against me. Homework is one good example already. Well, anyway, I've been walking into school late but, kind of ignored the prefect when she wanted to give me the late comers' slip. Haha. I pity her tough tough job. Its like DUH that I am late, but I just don't want to accept the fact, so I walk away. Then she just stands there, stunt. Tsk me.

Curriculum time went pass really fast, duper fast and I'm rather irritated by the new PE thing. What shit. Its as if the school has nothing better to do and they go "Hey, lets make PE a proper subject, we'll make those kids scared and want to do really well. We make that grade, that alphabet in their report book look really really important." What fuck. Like seriously, I don't give a damn bout such shit. It can scar my report book, I don't even care. PE, a subject, you will be judged on your punctuality, discipline and performance. FUCK THE SCHOOL!

I feel really proud that I am able to pay attention in class. Haha. Yeah, pretty good. Oh so today's Literature lesson was really funny. Ms Kang apparently, called me to answer the question. Then when I said the topic statement, and wanted to carry on, some lians walked past 4/6 and one hit another, and that another said "Fuck you la!" and everyone, I mean EVERYONE, including Ms Kang heard it. Then we all went "Oh shit", thinking what Ms Kang will do. Then she carries on to say "Never mind, it's alright. You all matter more than them." (somewhere along those lines). Lol. Then she said "You all gave that 'Oh my gosh! What now?! Is Ms Kang going to blow up?' look. It was funny." Hahaha. Really funny. We didn't even do much for Literature. I bet Ms Kang didn't have the mood. We only covered two pages. How wow.

Went about to the Band Room to do the measurement shit, and we kind of bullied Jennifer. It was hilarious. Surprisingly, Jenni has learnt how to be brave and daring. She bloody hell poured water on me. But I'm alright with it, because I took her stuff toy thingy and wiped away the water. Then we kept hiding it. It was hilarious. Childish, but fun. This is what happens when we study too much. Proceeded on for Music lessons. It was quite fun because we started on Haydn's London's Symphony. London. Haha. Well, anyway, doing notation for the score is really fun, what else, I must say for the first time in Music lesson, time past really duper fast. Extremely. Usually, I always doze off in the middle of the lesson but today, amazingly, I stayed up. :)

Okay, I wanted to blog about something. I can't remember. Oh wait. I do.

So here's the part to prove that I'm having too much of my crappy life. This conversation took place in the Band Room, at about 2.20pm today.

Me: Hey hey hey! You know what?! Thursday...we have no school! Like Yayness!
Amanda: Ya ya ya!
Eunice: Why?
Amanda: Camp Corri.
Me: You know what was I thinking?...We could go...
Amanda: You want to go study?
*Note, she said that really excitedly*
Me: Oh my goodness. I wanted to say we could go catch a movie or something.
Amanda: But we have the online homework thing eh.
Me: Oh no, I was thinking, we could do the online homework thing in the morning then go out after that.
Cindy: See, see, the two extreme cases.

Apparently, whenever we talk to Amanda Khoo, whatever topic it is, it always leads to studies. You talk to some conflict, it leads to Social Studies. My goodness, we want to stay away from anything which says 'STUDIES' and then, Khoo comes and reminds us about it. Best. Free day, I immediately think of going out, because I realise that I have no life, studying studying and studying. And to add on, Legion has been changed to Tuesday, which means, I have absolutely no free days. Only Saturdays which will probably left aside for practice on my piano or violin or most probably homework. So whatever chances I have of going out, I want to do so.

It is said that "It is never too early to start revision." Please kill me. Michelle says we're both going to hell for not starting on anything yet. I think we're in hell already. Boo.

I've decided not to drop any subject at the moment.

Oh and then there's still Camp Corri next week eh. Tell me I think weirdly, but I'd rather go to the poly than to do an overnight camp. I hate camps big time. Packing of bags, puts me off because half the time, I pack too much stuff and my bag becomes too big. Then next thing, is when I get back from a camp, I'm so tired that I'm too lazy to wash whatever. I hate overnight camps. And especially when there's some teacher I'd rather not name, going as well. It's a He. Makes me wonder how he managed to be the Teacher in charge of EXCO... Now you know who. Well well. I don't like him. At least, and Thank God that I'm with someone I can click with, common topic, Little Britain! Haha. I still don't know who's in the class I'm taking. I hope they're alright people. Well, so I think you might be scolding me for thinking so weirdly, for wanting to go for the Poly thing instead. Haha. Oh wells, I like the way I think because it's really different. Ain't it?

You know, I have this crazy idea of making a mahjong club. Lol. Just like the one in The Joy Luck Club. Feast together, then celebrate, hope for so much and becoming our only joy. How relaxing. Just a little extra info, the mahjong we play in band chalet, is known as Jewish mahjong. There's a difference between Jewish and Chinese mahjong. Chinese play it with strategy. Jewish, play for fun. Bet you didn't know that. Haha. :)

Be optimistic alright.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
7:44 PM


Monday, January 15, 2007


Slogging. I question myself, is this what I really want to do in my so called life?

Then, only today, I realise what my deepest weakness is. I have the most impossible dreams and ambitions in mind to achieve. Too ambitious. Very. Big dreams. Very. You might encourage me to do so, but it will get too bad, I would rather die than carry on achieving them.

Next, would be my fragility to the word "stress". The true fact is, I love working under pressure. I get things done much faster, and I love the times when such things happen. However, once I get too intimidated by stress and pressure, I go nuts. Then, it gets out of control. This once again becomes so bad, I'd rather die than slog.

I am the most guillible person ever. My hopes get raised very high easily. Then, the fall gets greater, greater and much much greater. This is when I don't take in anymore.

I don't like this day. Almost everything irritated me. I tell myself, I am nothing compared to others. If they can do it, why can't I. And I thought it'd go along just fine.

I hope to start tomorrow all over again. Everything new and nice. Fretting will never get me anywhere. I can do this. I have to. I don't expect you to understand the situation I am in. You don't need to.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
7:46 PM


Sunday, January 14, 2007


Today, was/is quite an interesting day.

So the highlight would be the bad bad stomach ache I suffered from. Went on with the normal, violin lesson in the morning, in which I was late and the lesson was bad because I didn't practice and I agreed to play The Four Seasons. Goodness. What was I thinking. For the concert by the way. That was the first bad incident today.

Next, while in church, I started to feel, bad. Stomach ache, it had to be. So throughout that hour, I kept fidgeting because I was feeling uncomfortable. I thought it was cramps but couldn't be because its not the time yet. Then, after the Holy Communion, prayed a little (in fact, I couldn't even concentrate, it was really bad), I turned to my mom and said "I have stomach ache". Expecting a "Oh really" as a reply, I got a "Yeah, me too" as her reply. What the. And we concluded there and then that it was the pineapple tarts she bought this morning. We both ate 2 each. My brother, I have no idea. So, at the other end of Singapore, my brother should be having a stomach ache as well. For this, I managed to "pon" but not so "pon" my tuition, but I had to suffer anyways, in bed. Slept for a whopping 6 hours, and woke up to watch "The Day After Tomorrow". I simply love this movie, which somehow makes me regret not taking Geography, anyway, I love this movie because its really those panicky types like Flightplan and plus, Jake Gyllenhaal is duper cute. :) Haha.

So from this morning, upon reaching home after church, I asked my mom "So what the pineapple tarts now? You going to eat them?" She said, "Yeah, I want to try." From then, I knew what I've inherited from her. I know, I've been bragging and ranting bout how all my genes came from my Dad only. Well, now I know. The daring part of me comes from my mom. Lol. Anyway, after I woke up, I asked again "So, did you eat the pineapple tarts?" She said "No, I asked Kor kor, he said he didn't have a stomach ache. That means, its not the pineapple tarts. It's the cheese tarts we ate this morning." Ahh! Goodness. Guess what, my mom gave one to my piano teacher as well. Goodness. Good luck to her. Haha.

So if you realise, I've not done anything much today. And I feel very bad, no homework, no studying. Just only, Weelyn told me we only have A Maths and Social Studies. Sounds really little, that I don't believe it. I bet there's more. Then, she continued, "We have a Chem test on Tues." I just knew it. Argh. Chemistry and A Maths Tests on Tues. The whole point why I'm kind of wishing there's no band tomorrow, so that I can at least study for the tests. I need to. Somehow, I know I'm going to fail. But I need to fail it knowing I worked hard for it. Then only can I drop the subject (if I have no choice) in peace. Goodness. So, we're still wondering if there's band practice tomorrow. I think the whole PfA system in school, is uber screwed up. They do the most unnecessary stuff needed.

I'll always look forward to Fridays. TGIF. Haha.

Shit. I just remembered bout Literature.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
10:49 PM


Saturday, January 13, 2007


I think I like posting videos in my blog. I've got yet another video to share.

I heard this song on the radio recently, and thought it was P!ATD. That's the whole entire problem with P!ATD and FOB. They sound similar. Anyways, this is the first single off FOB's latest album, which I have to get sometime soon when it's down in Singapore. This is the good thing bout Youtube, it's worldwide. People in the US, gets everthing down, and shares it. Lol.

Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race



Patrick has grown fatter. BOO! Nevermind, I still love him. Lol.
And I also noticed, that Pete got to kiss yet again in this video. I bet he had a fun time making this video, with all the women and all. He's mentally unstable, but I still love him as well. Haha.

Went about today, getting tickets to Rachel Yamagata's concert, which is part of the Mosaic Fest. I bet Mel loves me a whole lot more. Lol. And also to Weelyn's BBQ and left for piano lesson. Nothing much. Tomorrow is going to be...well, I don't quite know. We'll see.

I agree to a LARGE extent that Eunice Gee is not a reliable and trustworthy source. She states "Their gingerbread man is not nice one! Don't buy!". I can infer that this is unreliable, as personally, I know and have heard her mention to me once that she hates gingerbread man. Upon questioning her about her feelings for gingerbread man, she stated "I don't like gingerbread man." Thus, having found out that she concluded that the gingerbread man from Chocz is not up to standard because she hates gingerbread man, I conclude that Eunice Gee is an unreliable source.

Kids, please do not listen to Eunice Gee, she talks craps most of the time. Haha.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
11:55 PM


Friday, January 12, 2007


Oh Fuck! How great can my Friday be?! I just opened the fridge, hoping to find some drink or so, guess what I found? Jolly Shandy! :D Lol. Desperation, its called.

I remembered posting the last sentence of the previous entry, saying something bout "I want something to happen." Well, today, some stuff did happen. :) Thank God It's Friday!

Well, so what else made my day today? For the first time, in my entire Secondary life, I'm standing for the class photo! How great! Felt good, although I did still feel short compared to those above me. Oh wells, at least I'm not sitting. I hate to be seated. Thank God I wasn't right smack in the middle, although I was close to that. Fun shot, hmmm. First and last year in SAC, and first and last time we get a fun shot. I think the first shot was the nicest. I mean, the first year. I love 1/5 04! :D See la, Clarissa. I think I should have just taken a piece of paper and written whatever I wanted to and hold it for fun shot. Haha.

So, workshop by Marife was quite alright. She speaks really well. I've got not much comments bout her. Somehow, when Amanda keep saying Marife Marife, I always have this picture of Marife being some young young lady. Smart, intelligent, the kind of person I want to be when I grow up. Yeah, successful and independent and singl...alright, nevermind. LOL. Well, she's not really that kind. She's in her mid-40s, and married. Haha. Definitely not how I'd expected her to be, and I can't really see her being the one writing Distinction in Compre and Vocab. Oh wells.

What else bout the day? Oh yes. Yes, so I got barred from CCA. Why? For not doing my homework. Which, in fact, I had done but I hadn't passed it up by the time Mdm Chan submitted the names to PfA. Sad. So, my name is scarred. Audrey Liaw, didn't do her work, and has to be barred from CCA because of that. *whatever* Just get the fact, that I did do my work alright. I have reasons. Haha. Valid reasons, not. Anyways, so good thing is, I think Mdm Chan knows that I exist now. Lol.

Gen, I think we both have really similar music tastes. Except for the P!ATD and JC obsessions though. Haha. :D

You know, I'm still bored with life. It's been 12 days into 2007. 70 days to Hawaii. 353 more days to the end of 2007. Hmmm.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
9:11 PM


Thursday, January 11, 2007


I'm feeling sick. I should have just knew that Milo and Tom Yam Soup don't mix at all. And no, I don't feel sick due to the bottle of pink dolphin which Cindy shaked really hard.

I'm trying to get my life back on track. I realised that I had no life yesterday. Late night followed by an early one and late the next, so on and so forth. This is really bad. To be honest, yes Amanda, I've been procrastinating. My biggest downfall is my procrastinating and my sleep, or would I rather say it more bluntly, being lazy. Audrey is very lazy. Yes. Very.

My computer, or more of this shared computer I have in my house, is very screwy. Thanks to MSN. My heart thumps really fast when it jams or hangs. Goodness.

As you would have realised that this is a random post (as I think it's rather pointless I blog about the things I go about doing everyday), I've decided to well, "promote" this band. Alright, not promote but more of like create awareness. They're called Stone Sour. Frontman, was from Slipknot, name is Corey Taylor. I bet you must be going, "Slipknot...this is going to be really noisy." Haha. Well, not really and maybe. But taking to the account that they sound awesome Live, I think they fucking awesome. *hints to Weelyn* This is what I call good bands. They sound good on their album/records and live. That's the two most important factors, followed by good music and not just retarded plain crap take for example, Paris Hilton. I heard that she's dropping her career of being a singer (?) Alleluia. Haha. Well, Maxine, don't kill me. But she still is best at being a bimbo, she should stick to that.

Well, so here it is. Stone Sour, with "Through the Glass". A song which woke me up a few days ago, thanks to my mom. She blasted the radio in my room. She knew only the radio could wake me up. This song is not that noisy. But I have to admit it, hear it too many times, you'll die. Haha. Reason for being so, this song is mainly made of only four chords, other examples, Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, or Yellow by Coldplay. Well well huh.



See the guitar in the middle, the one Corey is playing, I want that kind of guitar. I like the colour. Ok, so that's accoustic. Here's the live one but plugged.




I hope you weren't dumb enough to play both videos. If I were you, I'd have only played one. I'm getting of the song already. How sad. Indecisiveness. I'll put their link up sometime soon. The website is quite good. I like. Haha.

Conversation of the day. It's really hilarious.

Mdm Chan: Who's your form teacher? The same?
4/6: No...
Mdm Chan: Who?
4/6: Mrs Lim.
Mdm Chan: Mrs Lim what? Lim Yong Keng (I'm not sure how to spell her name. Oh wells.)
4/6: No...
Mdm Chan: Then Mrs Lim what?
4/6: Lim Bey Bey.
Mdm Chan: You mean, Mdm Bey, Bey Yong Keng.
4/6: LOL!

Ok, maybe only our side was laughing hysterically. And ended up with me, laughing the loudest. I have no idea, but it was really hilarious. To think, 4/6 thought Bey Bey is her chinese name. How dare they insult my idol/idle. Haha. Just kidding. Mdm Bey, don't get offended if you're reading my blog. You still rock my socks, those which hasnt been washed ever since 1991.

I have not much comments on school. Its becoming a bore. I'm bored with life. I want something to happen.

Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
9:03 PM


Wednesday, January 10, 2007


One word. One word just to describe the past few days. WONKY. Yes, wonky. I am sure to suffer from a serious nervous breakdown soon enough, be it fainting, or being over stressed. Oh wells.

I'm still working on trying to look on the bright side.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
7:18 PM


Sunday, January 07, 2007


If my mother found out I abused the piano yesterday night out of a sudden rage, causing a springy sound to be produced every time I kick it once again, I'd be dead by now.

I think my tuition teacher almost gave up on me, when he found out I didn't complete my homework. He thinks I have all the time in the world.

To those who tagged, thanks a lot for the encouragement, and for the advice to chill and all, thing is...I'm not all that pissed, yet. Well, thanks anyway.

To the Seniors, there's nothing else to say, besides Sorry. Sorry for not caring about how you all felt, and obliviously hurting some feelings and causing emotions to be evoked. Well, I think there were misunderstandings here and there, but overall, still Sorry. There's got to be a way things can/will be resolved...

I think everyone should check out Amy Winehouse. She's cool. Links at the side. And yeah, she is sort of a jazz artist. But still, I highly encourage everyone to check her out. She's not the female version of Jamie for sure. Whether that's good or bad.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
7:05 PM


Friday, January 05, 2007


I hope some band members would be reading the first part of the post below, and at least know what to do. Hope so. Oh wells. Before I know it, I'll be graduating and I don't know what the future might bring. We'll see. I'll just be away from the band. For sure. Most probably. I'll just let the juniors take charge. :)

Well, here is something for yall to know what competition we're up to in Hawaii.



Hope you all wake up. About 76 more days to Hawaii.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
9:35 PM




I make wrong decisions all the time.

Gen, if the entire clique gives me an alarm clock, I'll just die, because my brother will kill me, for being too noisy. Neighbours will go crazy. Haha. And worse still, I still might be sleeping. Think of another suggestion. Haha.

CCA Orientation today, was ____________.
(a) exhausting
(b) retarded
(c) fun
(d) all of the above
(e) audrey-has-no-comments

Answer: (d)

True that partly, I do not have much comments, but I suppose, after all the work, I feel satisfied. You know that sense of achievement. But definitely, this can't be compared to the sense of achievement I had at NCO. Well, so, stayed up till 3am just to complete stuff for the orientation and the thing was that, the stuff I did, weren't a big part. Nobody read the thingy, so well. Right. Half the time, we did talking instead. Sec 1s I must say, are...well, so, irritating. Very? Yeah. I heard someone pointed the middle finger. And do you look like you're oh so big, that when we approach you, you go..."Not again..." Hello?! This is a CCA Orientation, if not how is it supposed to be like?! Like, "Oh, don't join our CCA." Duhly, not. Dumb assholes. No offence to other good guai Sec 1s.

So we have 20 plus people on the list. Well, not too good. But anyways, we've got some in already. So yeah. I just want to see who turns up for the audition. I'm expecting less than half of the list. Yeah, I'm that pessimistic.

The band, is becoming from bad to worse. Alright, maybe not all, but some. Some, and these some just spoil the entire band. I'm sorry if I've been unreasonable, but at that moment, I think that's been the best thing to do. Do I look like I like to shout, shout and shout, every practice. Count for you all to rush? Well, obviously, no. Farah and Sherri always suffer under my voice. And the worse thing, is that, alright, so I don't shout, we try to talk to the band. Nicely. But, the band just does not listen or understand. It's simple English, not fanciful language, and I can repeat for a thousand times yet some will still get it wrong. Why? I don't know. Distraction it must be. The passion, is not even there. Everyone comes for band because we're obliged to. It wasn't like this before. Never. I remember, the current Sec 4s, loving band like hell in the past, when we were Sec 1s, we were so proud to come back for band practices. Now, we find it almost a chore. Now, even the juniors, show us attitude problems. Yeah, we have awesome fun at times. But, band practices and the band is becoming like...well, worse. Even Farah and Sherri don't know what to do at times, because there's seriously no hope. No initiative, no common sense, no responsibility, no awakening. I think we'll make awesome actresses because we managed to make people believe our "fake" characters. I suppose the whole world is so hypocritical, and so fake anyway. Well, anyway, some others, come up to either Mr De or Mrs Chua, from what I heard today, and praise our band saying, that the band sounds good, discipline is good. Yeah right. You must be kidding me. It used to be. It used to be when the Seniors, being Adlin's batch was around. Lord, why?

I don't understand why, the band was feeling demoralised that nobody were listening to them just now. I mean, the band could barely be heard, even the Percussion couldn't hear the Clarinets, how'd you expect the Sec 1s to know you're there. And yes, we already told them that you're there. So. What else? And sorry bout the weather and all. Apparently, I don't control it. Reason why you all shouldn't feel demoralised is that you all should enjoy performing, doing what you like, and not to be affected by who is listening. I don't think you all might get the point, but well. The audience doesn't matter that much, just as long, as you're having fun, enjoying what you're doing, everything would be awesome. Audience would make it more fun though. Just look when the band shifted to the hall today, those on stage dancing, I bet you all had an awesome time. And if you noticed, we didn't entirely get all the attention of the Sec 1s but well, who cares, we were having fun weren't we? Get my point here? Goodness, how many times must long talks be given. Fall in at 2.30 for juniors, the time we, being Farah, Sherri and I, noticing the juniors starting to play was at 3.15 plus. Wow.

I did lots of propaganda to the Sec 1s just now for sure. I mean, you realise, I said, that we're one big family and all, the good stuff, HAHA. I must have been kidding. Well, don't get me wrong. I'm not entirely angry, I'm just disappointed. That's just how I look at things they were just now. My opinions. Comment if you want to, don't do it behind my back. And, I know, for sure, some arses must be thinking otherwise, like "You think it's so easy to do this and this and this...You come and sit under the sun and play la! " and all. I know. I'm just trying to straighten out my thoughts, if it's just me or the band.

I'm so bloody tired. Workload, piles and piles. Blame it on myself, duh. I'm just wondering how I can cope. I ask myself, why in the world am I taking 9 subjects for. I don't know. Stupidity. 6 Social studies essays, Macbeth notes, A maths, E maths, History essay. Goodness. I didn't think/know it'd be this bad.

I tried not to sleep in class, but I fell asleep. Couldn't help it and I was mistaken for having a headache and was actually excused and understood. Wow, by who? Mdm Justina Chan. Even more WOW. Haha.

Oh and I embarrassed myself by approaching two Sec 3s, thinking that they're Sec 1s, asking them to join band. Goodness. Cindy Poh, thanks alot. Arse.

I can and can't wait for Hawaii, both at the same time.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
8:33 PM


Thursday, January 04, 2007


Yes, so I was close to late, or probably in fact, late for school today. Blame it on the weather. Haha. Alright alright. So, it was so dark, I thought it was still early. And to only find out that...it was already 6.50am! Ah! So yes, my worst nightmare came true while I tried to rush to school in less than 5 minutes. About 3 minutes. Impossible. My bag was kinda heavy. Worst nightmare, I dropped my bottle. I wanted to cry so badly. Yes, so it has a dent now. Argh.

So I decided heck. I shall just walk to school since I'm already late. I walked/brisk walked/ran to school. Crossed to road, calmly. Walked past the gate. So, they were prefects in training. HAHA! Well, I saw some people coming in from the primary school gate. And, they didn't get caught! Moreover, they were strolling in. So, I walked past the prefects, and they stared at me, with the please-put-on-your-name-tag look. But no!...one said...quite a while later after I took a few steps past them. "You're late." I turned, looked at them. Obviously, I didn't want to be spot checked. So, I immediately replied,..."NO! Where got!" Lol. So, it went something like this...

Me: No! Where got! *looked at my watch*(time read, 7.25++, about 7.28)
Prefect, Michelle Lee from Guides: Erm, yeah. *stretches her hand out, to pass me the latecomers' slip*
Me:*I refused to take it* My watch says 7.25. I'm still early. *looks at her, and carry on walking* You see, *points to primary school gate*, there still got people walking la. What the hell. And then they're not caught. So, in other words, I'm not late.

And then, I walked away! Oh my gosh. You should have seen their hopeless looking faces. Lol. It's kind erm, hilarious. I was like "What the...!" Lucky me man.

Alright, I came here to blog about that, because I don't want to blog long anymore. There ain't enough time. And school is getting to be, more hectic. Last minute notices, last minute deadlines, MORE HOMEWORK, with every teacher stepping in, and stressing in on firstly, O Levels, then SYF. Wow. How. Nice. They never fail to mention the words "O", "Levels" or "S", "Y", "F". Haha. I'm just trying to look on the brightside.

CCA Orientation tomorrow. Bet it'd be retarded. Very.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
11:53 PM


Wednesday, January 03, 2007


It's the first day of school. How can I not blog about this very much significant day, the day I start the journey of the fast paced life of a Sec 4? Well, so here it is. I sure had a lot of things to blog about and I hope I get everything out.

I was rushing through all my homework yesterday, and entertained Wilson because he couldn't sleep. Ended up, at 3am, I myself couldn't sleep. I only had merely 3 hours of sleep, and woke up really late at 6.55am. I rushed to school, running to school more likely in 5 minutes. So, when I reached school, nobody was outside and I was hoping to see super duper long skirts. All I managed to see, was a glance at the prefects who told me to put on my nametag *rolls eyes* and parents, lined up, watching their old-enough Sec 1 kid go for assembly. Goodness. I suppose they need the moral support to go for an assembly in a secondary school for the first time. Well, I made a grand entrance, with people questioning me "What's with the contacts?" or "Best, Audrey is here." Somewhere along these lines, my mind was still unstable. Haha. So, walked, to the back, the walk seemed really long, somehow. Finally, saw Jo, the outstanding one, then Clarissa, then Weelyn then Ethel. Haha. Tallest to shortest. How nice. And received the first good news of the day.

"Sim is NOT our form teacher!!!"
*squeals* YES YES YES!!!
"Bey bey is our form and Mrs Heng is our co-form!"

I couldn't believe it. It was really hard to believe. And to think we were discussing at how impossible it was for those two to be our forms. Miracles. But I was telling Jo, that I doubt life would be this good. So, I forgot about all the fun I had critising at every morning assembly held, at EVERY comment or thing said by whoever's up there, or something one does. Oh yes, I miss being mean. Today was super fun. Long time since I've been mean. Well, so, firstly, I took a look at the Sec 1s, who were of average height, and I must say I do blend in well with them. For sure. That's when the tie and the badge comes in handy. Lol. National anthem and school song, you could hear them wanting to sing but not sing. The same reaction we had when we were Sec 1s, 3 years back. Three years back, I did everything the Sec 1s did today. Its pretty hilarious. Next thing, was to criticise everything Ms Loh said. Mrs Loh was missing in action for today. Wow.

I shall try to recall and blog about the more significant parts of today's assembly. Firstly, Ms Loh said to welcome the Sec 1s, to applaud for them. So, well, everyone did. I decided to applaud and CHEER. So I kind of cheered. Like really randomly, because it was quite erm, quiet, if you take out the applause. So, I cheered. Next thing you know, EVERYONE turned back and stared at me. Goodness. Haha. It was hilarious. So, basically the whole assembly, I made a whole lot of remarks, so loud that almost at every remark, someone would turn back. Haha. Jo, sitting in front of me, kept laughing as well, and I couldn't stop laughing. I bet some teacher wanted to punish me real bad. Oh, so something much more hilarious happened as well. Ms Loh welcomed the new teachers, blah blah. And then, she said "There are some ex-students who are coming back to teach...*introduces two students*...and, lastly, MISTER...(whoever)." LMAO! Everyone bursted out laughing. Sex change? That's the only possibility of him being an ex-student I guess. You're slow if you still don't get the joke. SAC, girls school, all girls, ex-student, supposed to be girl, apparently, turned out to be a Mr. Lol. Goodness. Even the teachers laughed.

So, Mrs Loh gave this, erm, sharing thing for Ms Loh to read out. Totally pointless. Because, I bet she got it from somewhere and then, next thing, I could use that against her. I can't quite remember how it went like, because I think it was total crap. Well, just so you know, I think its so hypocritical for her to do such a thing. Oh yes, it was something like "Choose to (whatever), rather than (rather)." Whatever. Like for example, Choose to smile, rather than gossip. Something like that. Its retarded, wouldn't that be hypocritical. And there was one part which, I could totally use against her. Fucking Arse. I hope I don't get sued or get into trouble.

Oh and I saw this Farah look a like. Totally. 100%. I was looking at the Sec 1s, when they were sitting down. Then, this girl, the one who looks like Farah, was trying to make space to sit down. Then I was like "Wtf is Farah doing with the Sec 1s?!" and I realised, it wasn't her. Lmao! Almost same specs, exact same hairstyle. Lol. Then we had, spot checked, and I checked the class, RIGHT, they were telling me to fuck off or whatever, I mean, nobody was checking so I VOLUNTEERED to HELP check. Lol. Hilarious. It's been a long time since I met everyone, like everyone, as a class. Spot check was funny, because I said to Mdm Bey "Hello! See! I'm in a perfect attire." Yeah right. But kind of true. So, the two sisters, being our forms, kept analysing our socks. And I thought I was going to get into trouble for wearing dirty shoes. You know, almost every student's shoes are white, like pure white except us, being Weelyn, Clarissa and I. Goodness. We couldn't care less. But then the sisters, thought that our socks were too low, which is totally wrong. So we gave retarded excuses like "My mother right, she made me cut off the elastic part, because it was yellowing." Lol. Mdm Bey and Mrs Heng actually played along la. I had nothing to worry about for my attire, until Bey Bey said "How bout your nails?" Goodness. How?! You could almost hear the difference in the chattering level. Lol. We all just looked away. It was hilarious. We sucked up to our forms real bad, and we sucked up to Sim for the last time. They kept telling her that I miss her. Wtf?! And they asked "Mdm Sim, are you teaching us Bio?". She went "Hur hur hur, yeah." and Clarissa went "Yay!" What. The. Fuck. Clarissa. Haha. Arse.

Rushed back to class to get the best seats, and apparently, nobody were rushing, I don't know why. We managed to get the seats by the window so that when someone wants to pass whatever, we can at least get the message. Sitting, once again, beside Ms Clarissa once-Klose-now-Tung-once-again, soo sad huh? Lol. Just kidding. Jo and Weelyn's in front of me, Maxine and RJ behind. Anne is like...elsewhere. Boo. Alright, so here came the 2 hours precious bonding time we had with our new forms. Chose the committee, which was a really funny experience. Michelle Lee got nominated for Attendance monitress, which is rather impossible because, she comes to school late everyday, including today, Weelyn got nominated for Discipline Monitress in which, she reacted very hugely to it. What else? I can't quite remember. And we settled normal class shit. Recess, and we realised that all our recesses are at 1045am?! Are you nuts?! Ahh! I totally hate late recesses. But at least, we've got the same recesses as all the Sec 4 classes. So, yeah, that makes it great. And we got really hungry, moreover, after I reminded everyone about the cheese tofus. Hahahahahahaa.

So, we went to find out about the CCA audition, and apparently, I wasn't told anything about it. The school system, crap. And poor Jo, got mistaken for a Sec 1. Haha. Wowness you must say. Oh so during recess, I was trying to cut the queue. Then Jo said "I know what you're trying to do." So I felt guilty, went to the back of the line. Then Theresse came along saying "You know, we're Sec 4s now, and we're still not cutting the queue?" Then we discussed at how the tie works powers. Just raise it up to a junior's face, show the red badge, and then, there you go, respect. Haha. Just kidding.

Had lessons, being, Chinese, in which I tried so hard not to sleep, I tried my best. Khoo is not in the same class as me! Boo! But now, I have Jo and Jenni in front of me, Sherri beside me, and Maxine and RJ behind. :) Sherri slept, and I woke up when the teacher being Mdm Heng called her name really loudly and I thought she scolded me for sleeping because everyone stared in our direction, only to realise that she called "GuoLing" instead of "LIAO SHUJUAN!" You know, her typical loud voice. *rolls eyes* Then Social Studies in which Ms Juliana was being totally crazy to almost make up complete 6 essays in an hour. Then right, Biology. Good thing she ain't our form anymore, because that's being the case, she can't hold us back. Alleluia. And she talks as much cock as last year. NO difference.

School ended, went past really fast, and saw Cindy and got my present. Haha. Its really cute. Lol. I shall pluck out the ribbon. And why elephant? Oh by the way, its an elephant plush toy. So, I asked why. They concluded "Because when you play high notes, your nostrils expand and you look like an elephant." Right. Thanks anyway. Settled CCA audition in which, I must say, was really crappy. Very. So we crapped in the canteen. Miss crapping so much. We have to enjoy the opportunities we have to crap before we go for Os. Anyway, the CCA audition made me pissed at some points, because it's seriously very, unnecessary. And plus, what's the point when Choir gets everything? I don't blame the choir. I blame PfA or probably Choir's instructor. Anyway, We had fun though. But, it was seriously a waste of time. Unnecessary work done by the PfA. Seriously. And Sec 1s, they are fucking rude. Typical. Twits. Oh and did I mention that I got mistaken as a Sec 1, and so did Farah in fact. She just won't admit. We were just sitting in the hall, and the Sec 1s came up to us, and asked, "Are you here for the auditions?" Then I went, "Erm, *having the huge urge to stuff my tie into her face* yeah, you just sit round." *looks at Farah and rolls eyes* Haha. Seriously. Cannot see ah, moreover I was using my phone, and which idiotic Sec 1 uses her phone on the first day?! Oh, and I carried a tuba back from the hall to the band room. I'm so proud of myself. Haha. It's not that heavy at all. In fact, it's average.

Oh a funny thing happened while we attempted to get the Sec 1s to go to our audition, the conversation went something like that...
Me: Erm, you can go for the Concert Band's audition in the hall.
Eunice: Yeah. Very fun.
Sec 1: But I'm going for the Modern Dance one...
Me: Nevermind, you can try out.
Sec 1: But I don't like music. I mean, I like music. But I only like listening to music, and not performing music.
Eunice: Ok nevermind then *walks away*

It was hilarious. Lol. Eunice kind of gave up. Another went like...

Me: Are you going for the guitar audition?
Sec 1: Yeah.
Me: Oh you know, guitar is really boring. Like seriously.
Eunice: Ya ya ya! You know, its like classical guitar, not electronic guitar (Eunice, its called electric guitar. Not electronic. Haha.) Play, also can't even hear one. Very loser one.
Sec 1: Huh? *looks to her friend and kept asking, "Do you want to be the geek of the school?"*
Me: Yeah. Then band's population is quite big, and then its like, when you're in band, in school, you're like quite big. (What shit was I talking?!)
Sec 1: Huh? Oh.
Eunice: Ya! Come for the band audition la.

Oh my gosh. It was fucking hilarious. We ran away when we saw Beverly walking towards us.

Oh random thought. I don't quite like it, when the forms always stare in our direction. We didn't do anything wrong! And, Mrs Heng, while saying one line, wait, it was kinda, erm, funny. It went something like..."This is a new year...(blah blah)...try not to COPY *looks at me* any work..." What the...No comments. Haha. Didn't do any copying yet this year, like hello?! Lol.

What else did I want to say? Hmm. Can't really remember. I know a whole lot of things happened. School is actually interesting, for the first time. I'll be missing SAC when I graduate. For sure. Sounds, unconvincing eh? But I truly mean it.

Now, comes to the suckiest things to do, homework. Boo.

Hope everyone had a great time at their first day today as well! :) If it didn't, don't worry. Don't think about it too much.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
6:02 PM


Tuesday, January 02, 2007


I'm giving myself 15 minutes to come online to check my mail, and blog.

I've decided to look on the brightside for tomorrow, since its the first day of my Sec 4 life. It can't be that bad, or it could, but it depends on me on how I'd do it.

I spent today, doing my work, cracking my brains, with my visibility only going on perfectly in my right eye as I took out my contacts for the left eye. My hearing's becoming bad, and my eyes as well. Oh wells.

Good luck to all for tomorrow! Now off to the piano for at least an hour. I don't give a damn about school, am I supposed to? Oh yes, I am. Wow.

Amanda reminded me. One thing to celebrate from 2006, is that, Cindy Poh Wai Yee, doesn't owe me any money! Finally. And I heard she got a present for me, and moreover, mine's the most expensive one.

To Gen: Alarm clocks, seriously don't work. And, yeah I do. Haha.

To Anne Efron: I don't get you. What P&C thing? Lol.

To Abby: Sorry, I mean, some. Or more likely, Most. Haha. You're not part of the most. Bully, I have to see. My size is the issue. Haha.

To Amandie: Stupid, I say cockroach, you scream. Lol. You see, the thing is that you're the embarrassing act already. Haha.

To natENG: Hi Fucker. I don't need you to be impressed at anything. Haha.

To WSON: Jealous of...? That >.< thing is freaking twitty. Haha.

Wish me luck for tomorrow. I feel deprived when I can't blog long.

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
8:58 PM


Monday, January 01, 2007


Happy New Year To One And All! Hope 2007's going to be awesome.

2007, is going to be hectic. Duh. Well, full of challenges, lots of breakdowns *I suppose*, and fun. Things to note, expect the unexpected and things happen for a reason. Let's see what I have to look forward to in 2007.

Piano Exam.
Violin Concert.
Band Concert.
PBMF, Hawaii.
Confirmation.
SYF Central Judging.
Violin Exam.
Graduation Night. (I don't really give a damn.)
O Levels.
Die :)

Wow. Great. Awesome. Goodness.

New Year's Resolutions
1 To stop biting my inner part of my lips.
2 To be punctual, always. (I bet all of you who just read No.2 just sniggered. Lol.)
3 To use more of my brains.
4 Use less vulgarities. (Impossible but I'll try.)
5 Be less emo (although I'm not THAT emo now), anti-social, and more nice.
6 To stop procrastinating.
7 To be more independent.
8 To be much much much more committed to my music.

New Year's Eve was, I don't exactly know how to describe in an adjective. Fun? Retarded? For the sake of Weelyn, it was, fun. Haha. Alright, Weelyn, thanks for the invite, because I can never imagine myself spending New Year in a bus, or a bus stop, again. So, we went out, for the countdown and at first, I was procrastinating at how countdowns are retarded. I still think they are, but at least those I was out with made it fun. Elaborate? No. Haha. Too long. It'd take days and days. So, the day/evening/night was filled with vulgarities for me, because too many people offended me. Too many ti orh orhs. It was jammed pack, I don't think I'll be going for anymore countdowns. Best thing, we waited so long and they didn't literally count down. I realise that we were only standing there to watch fireworks. Imagine my face.

It was one pretty wild night. I got high on Sprite. Weelyn got molested. Amanda got interested in a dustbin. Wilson and Caspar had awesome time bonding as a gay couple. Nelson and Roy, no comments, hell knows what they were doing, they were always away.

Oh yes yes yes! I remembered, lucky I remembered, that I have to blog about this really really significant part of the night/day. So well, after the countdown, we went to Coffee Bean, me hoping to get a drink. The queue was super duper long, I kind of decided not to, but we just sat down. We squeezed into this really cramped corner of Coffee Bean, and behind us, was the counter thingy, which had the straws, packets of sugar, cups, cold water, and the four containers containing, cinammon, nutmeg, chocolate and vanilla powder, if I'm not wrong. So, well, whatever condiments I just named, they were all part of the grossest thing which happened there. First, the guys asked if we wanted cold water. So they drank, then I told Wilson to mix the chocolate powder with the water then you'll get a drink, so, he did that, drank it. Super duper gross. I wonder how it tasted like. Anyway, next thing, is the funniest part. They took the packet sugar, wait, no, Wilson took the packet sugar and gave it out to us. Then, he took the four cans, then open the cinammon one, and...Sorry, I decided to delete everything after typing the whole chunk, in case we get into trouble. If you want to know what happened, ask me personally. Its fucking hilarious. I'm sure you'd want to know about it, so just ask. I'm just playing safe, in case, there was really food poisoning at Coffee Bean and police are reading blogs. Haha.

Things To Take Note From Yesterday's Countdown

1 Do not make decisions spontaneously. Its better to walk forward and look for other ways of going down. Thanks to the guys, who made a decision to go down at a wrong point, we got into a can of ti orh orhs.
2 Make sure you've got your transportation covered before going for a countdown. We, were cursing, and in fact, we took close to half an hour waiting for a cab. Call for cab? Oh yes, we did try, SOMEBODY gave me the wrong number. 65551111 your head. Lol.
3 Jamie Cullum is NOT a screwed up Jazz Artist. Never.
4 Green Tea kills sperms. Wow.
5 Ti orh orhs, work so hard at construction sites, and their earnings all go to the aerosol sprays fund. I saw two fucking gay ti orh orhs, standing on some thing, spraying those sprays. Fucking gays.
6 Be high, nobody cares about what you do. That's what we did. We didn't care. We did the craziest shit, nobody even bothered. I shouted Fuck into a bunch of ti orh orhs' faces, they were pushing like shit, and they got scared. We shouted Happy New Year to everyone, they didn't care. Fucktards. So rude, they didn't reply. The guys banged on those portable toilet doors, and shouted Happy New Year, those inside didn't care but the guys, being the gay couple, Wilson and Caspar, felt that they did a good deed because they must have shocked the idiot inside constipating, then everything must have came out when they banged on the door. Hilarious shit.
7 (I forgot what I wanted to type already)
8 Put Amanda and Wilson together, you'd get an argument. With Amanda losing in the end obviously. Lol and Lmfao. Khoo, please don't kill me. Haha.

I have a few things to propose to the Government for Year 2007/08's Countdown.
1 No Aerosol Sprays.
2 Have one countdown in Little India, specially for the Indians. The other races can continue with their own countdown at Marina Bay/Esplanade.

Eunice and Cindy, you all missed out quite a lot. Haha. There's always a next year though. Let's hope we survive first.

I just spent New Year's Day, rushing through my homework. Amanda and I had people, walking past us, commenting that we're hardworking. No comments.

5 Reasons To Look Forward To School
1 To get over and done with O Levels.
2 To find out if Sim Pheck Choo is seriously not going to be our form, and to find out if we have to close SPC-A.
3 Re-Start A&W (Tentative, note that Weelyn, Tentative. Haha.)
4 Friends.
5 Being Sec 4, (SEC 4, YES YES YES!) and getting to bully teachers and juniors. To hell with RTC.

Reasons To NOT Look Forward To School
1 Homework.
2 Teachers.
3 Principal and her long "You-all-had-a-good-long-two-months-break-so-I-suppose-you-all-should-be-much-refreshed-and-Sec-4s-you-all-have-to-set-your-eyes-on-your-targets" assembly talk.
4 New batch of twitty Sec 1s. It gets worse each year. This year, apparently, are bigger in size. MUCH bigger. This means, it's bad, I can't show off my authority, because they'd be bigger than me. BOO!
5 Standard Tests.
Oh wait! I have one last thing.
6 2.4km run, which means, Morning Runs.
Sorry, new addition.
7 Camp Corri. This might offend those who are looking forward to Camp Corri, but I'm totally not looking forward to it. Sec 2s, goodness.

IT'S RAINING! I SMELL THE RAIN!
Happy New Year once again, from the Cullums! :)

Mrs Audrey Cullum


MRS AUDREY CULLUM
11:10 PM


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