1 Hawaii rocks my stinking socks. It rocks so much, it rocks more than Jamie. Oh my GOD, I can't believe I just said that.

2 I love DTT, and I am so deprived while I'm here in Singapore and DTT probably taking off in Hawaii right now.

3 We got a silver, that's if you're to slow to even know.

This trip, was a hell lot of fun. Duh-ly so. And I'm sorry if I didn't get any of you something, as in missed out on you, because I didnt have enough money. Alright, I probably did but I spent it all away. And I got to blog about this entire trip, the past entire week, right now, anyway, I don't think I'd be able to sleep.

Alright, where do we start? Gathering at the airport in the wee hours of 3, was pretty interesting. Everybody all looking so dead, and only a few being excited because it was probably a long time since they got on the plane. One good classic example would be me. I was so darn pretty worried for my luggage being overweight. Amazing enough, it wasn't. Jo's was. Haha! It was quite cool to have people going "Wow" at your instruments and staring at them as if it was...the President of Singapore or so. We went on to get the postcards, which was definitely not enough for the number of trumpeters in the exchange but who cares. And then proceeded into this bookshop in which, every single junior of mine, starting getting horny. Gosh. I wonder who made them this way.

The plane ride was quite alright. Interesting, and I thought the first plane ride's food was pretty nice. The rest, was close to bull shit. United Airlines service is impressive. Oh they made us feel extra special, when they announced about us on the plane, like "The St Anthony's Canossian Secondary Concert Band is on board the plane with us today and they will be taking part in the ...We wish them all the best..." Oh Japan's airport is quite alright, but compared to Singapore's, their efficiency, not that good.

Let's skip the plane ride. I think what we did there was more interesting. Oh yeah, on the way to Hawaii, I took Callista's window seat and sat beside this stranger whom she was pretty much afraid to sit beside. Since I was wanting a window seat, I volunteered to sit beside him. He introduced himself, to be Mr. Barnes and he was duper nice. He's a Hawaiian and when we reached Hawaii, he went "Finally. Home." Now, keep this in mind. I'll explain the rest later. Oh yes, he even gave me this Vitamin C thingy, because I had running nose on the plane.

I got stucked at the security check thingy. They thought my passport was fake, I think. I was like close to panicking. Oh wells. I managed to get in. They then welcomed us with that garland of orchids which in fact, stinked up everyone's hotel room because we were told not to throw it away. It was hilarious as to how the two people welcoming us, kissed us and the reactions were like "eww". Goodness. So mean. Haha. The bus was nice. Much better, way better than Singapore's.

Since we couldn't check into the hotel just as yet, we went shopping. Shopping, as in walked around, and didn't really buy anything in fear that Ala Moana would have much nicer stuff. We finally checked in in the afternoon and had "Study Time". Yeah right. Everything was noise and pure fun and entertainment when you're in the same room as Cindy, Michelle and Callista. Oh my God... How Spastic. Haha. It was then when they realised I loved the word spastic and they started counting the number of times I said it. Oh yes, to conclude, it was almost close to a pig sty with them in the room.

The Korean Air people, arrived the next morning and by then, the UA people had had their breakfast at Perry's Smorgy already. Oh yes, at that point of time, we thought the food was good or alright. We then had the time to explore the place once again, and "play with water" at the beach. Oh damn it, I have to say, their beach is fucking nice. Haha. And that game of real or fake was really dumb. Michelle and I buried ourselves in the sand and it was then, I realised that dearest Sandra and Callista have no idea how to apply sunblock. Who in the world puts patches of sunblock on your face, that you have white stuff here and there. You're like supposed to rub, and spread it. But no, they didnt. Haha. Spastic. Then, we got ourselves a tattoo, airburshed. Haha. Oh yeah, and we had to walk to Pacific Beach Hotel for every rehearsal or so and it got so irritating all thanks to slow administrators in our school, and thanks to them, we didn't get to stay in Waikiki Resort and that's pretty much irritates me because THEY were there. Haha. Damn it. We sounded great in Ahi room, but definitely not in the others. Thank God the exchange with Epping was in Ahi. Haha. Oh yes and we found out Concord was in the same hotel as us. It was then, when the first question bout us was post. "Is Singapore in China?"

Had breakfast in Smorgy's once again, and I thought it wasn't THAT bad just as yet. Note, the buffet breakfast had the same food day after day. Headed for the Pearl Harbor Memorial and damn because I didn't get to get anything from there. It was pretty interesting. Very in fact. Oh almost all dozed off during the video and when it came to the bombing part, everyone woke up. Then proceeded on for rehearsals again, then "Study Time" in which we spent most of the time preparing for the Dinner, or rather, clearing up the room. The dinner, was sucky. I think the AJ people were rather idiotic, and the West Ranch people were too quiet. And bloody hell, we didn't get to sit with the Epping Boys. Some did though. Like Jeanette and Alex. In fact, I wouldn't mind sitting with Alex. At least there'd be someone to talk to. One word for the dinner: Horrible. Dancing, wasn't even like dancing. And we suspected something to have happened there.

Day 4. Adjudication Day. I know Cindy had to say "Today got adjudication..." then I could wake up. Haha. Breakfast at Perry's once again. It was then we realised that the food were the same. Then we had to prepare for Ala Moana. Everyone was dressed in their uniform and all, full school uniform and then 5 minutes before we left our hotel rooms, we had teachers telling us to change into our band uniform. I could have whacked the hell out of them. Dumb arses. Performance was quite alright, with many people asking where we were from and all. Amount of audience was quite good as well. Given only 15 minutes to get our lunch, some people went to shop. Like what the hell. Haha. Anyways, proceeded directly to Pacific Beach Hotel for soundcheck. I thought it was horrible. Everything was such a rush. And finally the Adjudicated Performance. The intermediate band had a breakdown, and like at most random places, they started crying. Well, I think they did well. Anyways, some of us thought it was a horrible idea to let us watch the other bands perform before us. We had West Ranch after the Intermediate Band, which truly, and honestly did intimidate us alot. They were really good. But what would you expect from a marching band. Nothing but good stuff. Concord was next, and they weren't too good. Completely off tuned and weren't playing as a band. Then we had to leave but we do know AJ Dimond and Epping Boys, were just as awesome. Good thing we didn't hear Epping. Haha. Last up, us. It was nerve wrecking at first, so I decided to go hysterical. But it didnt help. Haha. I managed to calm down, but Cindy became nervous because of her solo, which in turn, turned out great. So we walked in into the ballroom. People stared. I could sense it real bad. To add on, I was left with no seat. Damn Cindy and Amanda. Like what the fuck. Anyways, we started off pretty well, with Fantasy followed by Pirates which made the audience more alive, and Virginia, which did not turn out that well. Oh wells, I think we deserved that silver anyway.

We then had exchange programmes with Epping and AJ. Oh goodness. I think the workshop with Epping was awesome. Haha. DTT! Lol. I am so going to get hold of every picture taken at the Luau to see if DTT is possibly in any of them. Anyway, before that I was cautioned by the trombones of Alex. Alex Long, the jerk who talks non stop. Turned out, I had to sit beside him. I think he was pretty nice but, too much of a show off. All the trumpeters we exchanged with had this tendency of reaching notes too high, notes you'd never be able to hear in SAC. Haha. Why? Because all doubled up on the jazz band. So duhly, those would come naturally. Anyways, the combined with Epping, was quite good I must say. AJ's exchange didn't turn out that good because the pieces they gave us, were way too complicated. I could almost die when I saw a high high E, in the fourth bar. I was like what the fuck. I only managed to play the long notes, which didnt even turn out too nice. Surprisingly, they had difficulty playing Virginia, and Fantasy. Haha. Honestly, their articulation weren't even that good. Both bands got us something and I felt bad, because we didn't get enough because we didn't expect AJ's trumpet section to be huge. Their gifts weren't that cheapskate as compared to our postcards. Haha. They gave us stuff toys, figurines, books and all. It was duper cool. Oh yes, that was also the day, I speed shopped. I bought so much clothes at Ala Moana without even trying them on. Who cares. Because my dearest section people, had to inform me that we might not have the time to go back the next day. Upon hearing that, full blast for shopping. I spent as if there wasnt a tomorrow. Now looking back, I think I must have been out of my mind. Anyways, it sort of made me pissed as to how we couldn't go back. But it was sure fun speed shopping.

Last day, sort of. I told myself I had to observe DTT, but no I didn't. I think the Luau was most probably a waste of time because some of us didn't eat. To add on, it was in the hot sun. However, I think the performance was awesome. It was hilarious as well. Oh yes, the Luau also displayed public signs of affection. NEWS! Epping Boys' Nathan had moved so quickly on a Mountain View girl. Goodness. And to think everyone thought he was hot. He was such a playboy. Goodness. It was really scary how fast it was. Faster than Dash from The Incredibles. Lol. Oh and thank you, to my dearest section for taking photos of DTT. It was hilarious how you all took the effort to do that. We went back to the hotel to do more shopping, and then proceeded on for command performance. It was none other than Epping Boys who peformed. I think they deserved it. Everyone went crazy because it was the boys. Oh yes. Right. Anyway, the performance was quite good, and that includes the choir. And their piece entitled "Johnny Said No" It was hilarious how they sang it, that every band member started imitating them. Haha. Oh and the opening piece. Everyone thought the guy zao sia. The nerve wrecking part of the entire performance was announcing of the results. Upon hearing AJ had gotten a silver, it was less than 10% that we would be able to get a gold. I suppose we're alright with what we've gotten because we did deserve it. But, thing was, I heard this from one AJ's band member. "We've got a silver!" in a rather excited tone apparently. I supposed they didnt expect much. We expected too much. Oh wells. I just hope we do well in SYF. It's to the extent I don't even care how the school would think.

We were so darn reluctant to return back to Singapore because we don't want to go back to school. Hawaii's air is much nicer and everything in Hawaii is duper awesome. We know we're in deep shit when we're back in school. Who cares. We also realise that when we were in Hawaii, time passed really fast in Singapore. Apparently. Yes. Haha. So, when we were in the plane, we touched down in Singapore, we were like Boo and all because we didnt want to be in Singapore. As compared to the Mr. Barnes, obviously returning to your home Hawaii would be awesome. Returning home in Singapore is nothing but blah. Oh and the UA people were so nice as to congratulate us, just that they were like "Contrations" instead of "Congratulations". Lol. They were really sweet. Haha.

I miss Hawaii's air.
I miss rushing for rehearsals.
I miss having that going-to-vomit feeling in the lift of Ohana West.
I miss slotting the key into the door of the hotel.
I miss talking to Concord people.
I miss having parties in the room.
I miss having prank calls.
I miss the streets of Hawaii, where people were all in their beach wear, and the breeze would be so cold yet nice.
I miss walking to every corner of Hawaii and seeing the ABC stores.
I miss running in the corridors of the hotel.
I miss the exchange programs, especially the one with Eppings.
I miss Anna and Keith directing us to our rehearsal venue.
I miss greeting Aloha to everyone we meet on the street and Mahalo as well.
I miss going up the bus by the wrong side.
I miss walking to Pacific Beach, with our instruments and people being amazed.
I miss the buskers.
I miss the beach, the sand, the sky, the clear waters.
I miss burying myself in the clean sand.
I miss fighting with Emily the strange.
I miss Perry's Smorgy although it isn't that good.
I miss shopping in Hawaii.
I miss the Marlin Room, Moi Room, Ahi Room, the Grand Ballroom.
I miss the cold water provided during practices.
I miss the salty 99 cents hotdog.
I miss the bathtub, the huge room we had as compared to the others.
I miss the neighbours complaning about how much noise we make.
I miss the airconditioning in the hotel room, and the blanket, and the windows.
I miss having human alarm clocks wake me up.
I miss going everywhere and seeing pineapples and more pineapples.
I miss the bitch slang other schools had.
I miss struggling with my phone's calculator to convert US dollars into Singapore dollars.
I miss the plane rides.
I miss the room service provided.
I miss World Projects and the team.
I miss Japan's toilet bowl.
I miss missing Singapore and being happy in Hawaii.
I miss DTT.
I miss Hawaii and everything in Hawaii.

I think this is a nightmare. Being in Singapore has got to be a nightmare. I have to go back to Hawaii soon. I must. Lol.

9 more days to SYF.

Mrs Audrey Cullum-CFH

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
2:27 AM




Who knew, that what we've been looking forward to, for the past 200 over days has finally approached. This journey had been too quick to even take notice of. I am pretty sure, regardless of how big of a role one plays in the band, everyone has had an enjoyable time preparing for this period of time, we thought two years back, would never come.

For the next 7 days or so, we might be working our asses off, or either fooling around. Definitely, it would be the first stated. With our oh-so-wonderful school, pressing on for a Gold, Gold and Gold, and not Goal, what other option do we have. Oh yes, we do have an option. I am hopefully hoping that most members read this. I hope we all go there with a goal and come back with it acheived and not a gold we acheived. Oh wait. I do hope for a gold. Oh whatever. You get the point. Anyways, regardless of whether we'll have any breakdowns over in Hawaii, just think about how we managed to get through that dumb SYF camp.

To keep it short and sweet, forget about everything in Singapore, and think about Hawaii. Focus, concentrate, and aim for the best. Remember, it's not the gold we want. :) Hope everyone makes this trip a fucking awesome one. Thanks to all for the wishes as well! See you all in Hawaii!

To all back home, do your best and practice your asses off. Please do your best as much as the rest of us are alright? Yeah alright. Haha.

I realise it's finally beginning to sink in.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
7:59 PM




Lots of people owe me money now. Haha. Not a lot but close to a lot. Lol.

I think the trip to the Night Safari was rather interesting. Deprived you see. But bout the piece, nothing related at all. Gorby, is a weird guy.

And finally I got my treat! Haha. Thanks! Oh and, Music and Lyrics is one gay movie I must say. Yesterday was like the only day out of the entire "holidays" I had like most fun or so. Now, onto for more schooling. And, then escape off to Hawaii! Haha.

Happy Birthday Clarissa! and a belated one to Nat Eng and Anne Bell Jar! Lol!

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:40 PM




Yes, the long await has arrived. The progress paper is out, for the Sec 4s. And I'm so glad, that there're no red marks. But, well, lots of lines. Note the term 'lots'.

Then again, right after tuition, my teacher gave me a long talk. Apparently, it concerned me wanting to stop tuition. Alright, maybe I'm not. Come to think of what Eunice said "Do you want to cry when we get back our O level results?" No. I don't want to. In fact, I want to go around jumping my head off. Oblivious to what is around me. That's what I want it to be like. I don't want to cry. I don't like crying. How. Ironic.

This 'study break' is so redundant. Apparently, I'm just waiting for SYF to be over, and get on with studying. Oh please, this is definitely for sure, mental torture. I hate torture.

Hawaii. Well, I know for sure it'd all be over in a really soon time to come. You know how much, I hate the fact, that when you're not having the best time, time passes really duper slowly. I can't wait for this week to come to an end. Honestly. I can't wait for Thursday. Despite, it's like tomorrow. Ok this entry might appear to be like posted on Wednesday. Oh wells. Anyways, yes. Then Friday, I can relax at least, after the combined and then get my treat! :) Haha. Then Safari with Bandits! Note there's no studying done. Oh fuck it.

The past week has been horrible so do not expect me to talk about it. Then come again, everyday, is supposed to be good. Think of it positively. Oh yes! Section lunch later! Great! Awesomeness. First attempt for the section to go out together. Lol. Then we'll meet Nonami. Haha. Poh Wai Yee won't be coming. Damn. That's going to be horrible. Lim Ching Ching gotta help me.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
12:37 AM




These few days have not been going too well.

Audrey Cullum will be gone.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
9:43 PM




I'm feeling emo now.

Reality scares me. 15 days left. Nothing's right.

I'm constantly being so lethargic these few days, not to mention that I've always been, but, it's been to the extent that even the vice principal's words refuse to sink in. My energy is mainly all exerted entirely to band, and also, trying my best to stay awake in lessons. Consolation is not working well either because, that would be that SYF is coming in 20 plus days.

Then, to make it much worse, you have teachers constantly showing two sided emotions to only confuse you. This applies to academics and what nots. Then, I tend to get pissed at the most unnecessary incidents but, I do think I was one dumb fool to choose St Anthony's as my school. We have dumb people coming up with the most ridiculous rules as if they'd had nothing better to do. In what way would letting our school girls not be in the classrooms during lunchtime, enhance their little brain, hopefully that they'd use the time to catch up on work? Oh I understand, you'd rather us, become much much much like your damn size, as a result of having too much for lunch. How selfish. Then coming on to another situation, I can simply put this in one sentence. You demand THIS much from us, but when we want THIS much, this much returns. We can plainly decide not to get a gold. Or worse still, not a silver. Alright, I might be spouting nonsense.

I'm downing my sorrows and depression in orange juice. Sorrows is a huge word. Maybe not. I'm just downing my emotions in juice. And the smell of tabasco sauce continues to sting my nose although it was already a few minutes ago he was drinking up on tabasco.

My mom gave a few suggestions of my confirmation name. I do not have to listen to her, because I disagree with almost everything she says these few days. She suggested, either ridiculous or common and cliche names, no offence to those who own these names but, well.

Audrey Pang Sai Liaw
Audrey Virgin Liaw
Audrey Nicolette Liaw
Audrey Samantha Liaw

What the.

Then my brother started saying, get some egyptian names. Like Iskan----, then he started spouting nonsense, Audrey Siti Liaw, Audrey Shafiqah Liaw, etc. I can't believe I belong to this family.

My mom favours the name Ruth, but hates Meagan. I love Meagan. Then again, there's no saint named as such. Oh wells. I think I'll just not submit my name this week. Haha. But then again, Theresse just said Elizabeth sounds nice but I should re-spell it or so. Oh and while searching for names, I found out that names such as "Starbuck" and "Brilliant" exists. Oh yes, and dearest Natalie Koh, suggested...Fuckerdoo. Audrey Fuckerdoo Liaw. How brilliant. I can't wait to be confirmed and have the archbishop say my name. Lmao!

Tomorrow is going to be a waste of time.

Oh and I see really interesting tags, but I don't wanna flood my own tagboard. So I'm sorry but I won't be replying. Haha.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
9:11 PM




It's either me or that news do not travel that much, but we didn't receive our progress cards. Be it good or bad, I still want it badly.

I am still not awake.

I've yet to think of my confirmation name. Damn.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
12:14 AM




I ran to school in less than 5 minutes.

I had a very bad hair day.

I didn't understand a word in the Chinese papers.

Here's two other reactions and from now, I'm going to change my nick.

First, we have Marcia's.

~ cia.... ~ huh?what you say?wait ah...let me turn on my hearing aid. says:
U SUCK!!!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
and swallow, and chew as well.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
~ cia.... ~ huh?what you say?wait ah...let me turn on my hearing aid. says:
QUAN IS CUTE U ******

Next, Lydia.

LYDIA a promise made. says:
EH! cannot hate hana kimi ok!
LYDIA a promise made. says:
and quan is not ugly..
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hmmm i see.
LYDIA a promise made. says:
ok. nicer tone. can you please change your nick?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHA.

Tomorrow, would be equivalent to one of the worst days of March. Damn.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
8:54 PM




Please do not ask me what I'm doing online at 1 plus am when there's Chinese Mid Year Exam later on. Oh wells. It's a sure fail, I heard it's really difficult. I don't know what's up with the school and setting awesomely tough papers.

Anyways, the past few days have been nice.

Had band practice and left for violin lesson after warm ups. Like right. I cabbed down to my violin place, and half the time, the cab driver was cursing. Main words used "Chee Bai" and "Bastard". He couldn't even say bastard properly. Violin lesson was horrible. I literally wass struggling the pieces. And guess what? The concert is on 31st March. I'm so not going to perform. I don't want to. I DON'T WANT TO! Went Starbucking on Saturday to do work, apparently not. Khoo Gek Ling made me wait for half an hour, and believe it or not, I was dozing off while waiting for her. I could almost kill her I tell you. Suntec's Starbucks is nice, but definitely not condusive for studying. Siglap's one is much much better. Much quieter. Headed off to meet Clarissa at TM, to get stuff and cabbed down to Nat's house. We got the cab from Tanah Merah instead and this cab driver, had a horrible attitude problem. We detoured to Maxine's house to pick her up first and while waiting for her, the fella wanted to drive off. Like what the fuck?! Then he said "Ask your friend go take another taxi la. Not say your fare is 10 dollars. 3.80 only. Waste my time..." Then he kept wanting to drive off. Argh. Cab Drivers nowadays. Are. Absolutely. Horrible.

Carrying on, Oh my goodness! Nat's house. Is. Fucking. Fabulous. I love it. Lol. So nice. We couldn't stop wowing at her house. When we were in the cab, and the fella stopped outside 50, and he went "There, 50, big big house" We went synchronised-ly, WOW... Haha. Its like so nice. Ok, my vocabulary sucks. We then ate pizza, watched half of Kingdom of Heaven. I have to admit I'm a sadist. Yeah, and was laughing at the scenes people randomly got on fire. Then Clarissa and Maxine, who took forever to pick out another movie to watch. Ended up watching The Notebook. The female lead, always jumping on the guy ah. Haiya. So...Tsk.

So today, Catechism, I only for like half an hour. I woke up after 15 mins Catechism started. I've broken the record! Haha. Then went to have lunch and went back for Rite of Election. So on and so forth. Then went to NTUC to get groceries, by myself. Wow. I bet my mom so regrets making me do that. She gave me 50 bucks and I spent 48 bucks. And to think I told her, I was only going to buy ham and fruits. Lol. I ended up buying two tubs of Ben and Jerry's. Haha.

Ok, I think I missed out on something, oh wells. Oh yes, I came online, changed my nick and wanted to see who would react to it. I didn't have many as not many people were online at that time. Oh wells. It was hilarious when NatKoh's conver box suddenly popped up. First is Eve's.

aviation. says:
you hate hanakimi--''
aviation. says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHA.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
why?
aviation. says:
cause i think wu zun's hot
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
you know...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i have no idea who is who, i'm just putting that to see what extreme reactions i would get. LOL.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i dont even watch hana kimi.
aviation. says:
WHA PIANG--''
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha


natalieKoh says:
WHAT
natalieKoh says:
DID
natalieKoh says:
YOU
natalieKoh says:
SAY
natalieKoh says:
WHO IS UGLY LIKE SHIT?
natalieKoh says:
YOU SUCK
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
natalieKoh says:
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
natalieKoh says:
GOD IS UPSET.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
awwww.how sad.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
even more sad, the fact that i'll be seeing you there.
natalieKoh says:
YES YOU WILL
natalieKoh says:
AND I'LL BE MAKING LIFE IN HELL WORSE FOR YOU
natalieKoh says:
HOW CAN YOU SAY THEY'RE UGLY.
natalieKoh says:
OMG
natalieKoh says:
QUAN IS LIKE FUCKING CUTE OK

I don't even know who the fuck Quan and Xiuyi are. Lol.

And here's two conversations. One's with Maxine and another with my catechism teacher. I think they're both hilarious.


maxine says:
so have u seen the foster's home for imaginary friends episode?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
nope.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
not YET.
maxine says:
yeahyeah, when my mum says that, it means that she'll never do it
maxine says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
well. i'm not your mom that's for sure.
maxine says:
SURE OR NOT.
maxine says:
hahahahaha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
SURE.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
am i in your house? nooooo. see.
maxine says:
truetrue, if you were my mother, i would have long gone to commit suicide alr
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
screw off la.
maxine says:
see? what kind of mother tells a kid to screw off
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
yeah thats why i say i not your mother.
maxine says:
yeah, n that's why i'm still alive now

Oh this next one, was because I was trying to explain why we were late, we being Julie, Rosemarie and I were late for the Rite of Election and to prove my teacher was lying because he said prayers work. We prayed for a cab, no sign of cabs. Till we had to call for one.


audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
you lie.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we 3 pray for cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no cab, then in the end we called for cab.
hobbes (back home) says:
make you do the morning exercise then you know
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hahahaha
hobbes (back home) says:
you can't pray for a cab
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
why?
hobbes (back home) says:
i never taught you such things!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we prayed for a cab to come.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
but there werent any signs of cabs.
hobbes (back home) says:
you pray for the Lord to help you get to church on time
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
but we were late already.
hobbes (back home) says:
and that means you had to leave with substantial time to help yourself first!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
NO.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
wait.
hobbes (back home) says:
yes.. and why were you late already????
hobbes (back home) says:
no need to explain..
hobbes (back home) says:
it's over and done with
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we left at like 2.10.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
aiya, you never let me explain. lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hahaha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
paper stated 2.30
hobbes (back home) says:
are you sure??
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then parkway taxi line so long, we decided to walk elsewhere to get a cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oh no.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
2.15
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
julie said 2.30
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
ANYWAYS...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then we walk, walk...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
tried to get cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then like. what the. so we walked to roxy square there. saw adam they all as well trying to get a cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then they managed to.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we waited, and waited. and waited. PRAYED and PRAYED and PRAYED...no cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
so we call.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
hobbes (back home) says:
so why did you think it was 2.30?
hobbes (back home) says:
i said 2.15 in class
hobbes (back home) says:
before you guys left
hobbes (back home) says:
specifically 2.15
hobbes (back home) says:
hmmmm..
hobbes (back home) says:
never listed
hobbes (back home) says:
listen
hobbes (back home) says:
can i ask you one more question..
hobbes (back home) says:
why were you so late today?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oops.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i overslept.
hobbes (back home) says:
i called you
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i woke up at like 10.30
hobbes (back home) says:
goodness
hobbes (back home) says:
you mum tried to wake you?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
yeah
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
your phone call, no different from my alarm clock.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
hobbes (back home) says:
don't you listen to her anymore?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
she gave up waking me up.
hobbes (back home) says:
you heard her try to wake you?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hahahahahahahahaha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
yeeah
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i think i went like 1 min more, 2 mins more, sorta thing.
hobbes (back home) says:
i'll probably head over at 8.45am to get a bucket of ice water on your head next week
hobbes (back home) says:
go sleep
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
huh.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
dont need la.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
ok ok.
hobbes (back home) says:
and stop giving excuses
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i'll go.
hobbes (back home) says:
you need to wake up for school
hobbes (back home) says:
and not sleep in class
hobbes (back home) says:
you're already sec 4
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no actually, tmr got no lesson.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
tmr got exam.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL
hobbes (back home) says:
what time?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
errr.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
need to be in school by 7.25?
hobbes (back home) says:
and you're still awake
hobbes (back home) says:
good luck
hobbes (back home) says:
you will need it
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
thanks.
hobbes (back home) says:
in trying to get up
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
hobbes (back home) says:
goodnight
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
its chinese.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
FAIL ALREADY>
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hobbes (back home) says:
i need to wake up by 9.30 to go for a walk at the botanical gardens
hobbes (back home) says:
goodnight!
hobbes (back home) says:
goodness..
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oh right. haha. ok. have fun.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
goodnight!
hobbes (back home) says:
you need some counselling..
hobbes (back home) says:
seriously
hobbes (back home) says:
next week...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
hobbes (back home) says:
i'm gonna be speaking to you at length..
hobbes (back home) says:
goodnight
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oh no.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
goodnight.

That's all. I can't believe it. There we have it. First screwed exam.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:16 AM




My goodness. I'm so exhausted. I think I'm just probably going to sleep after this. Oh and bout the diet, not working. I'm still eating very normally, or more of eating more than needed. Haha. Oh wells.

Anyways, I wanna blog bout this. This something I saw in the March Canossian Ties.

"Concert Band Performance at Istana Open House

Our Concert Band was one of the four bands who performed at the Istana Open House on the 20 February 2007 in conjunction with Chinese New Year. Our girls put up a fabulous performance and we received a rave response from the audience. We would like to thank the instructor Mr Jason De for his guidance, as well the teachers who came to show their support for our girls."

Hmmm. Right. Focus on the italics. I have this as my reaction. HA.HA.HA.HA.HA. "a fabulous performance", no comments eh. Here's the one, "a rave response from the audience". I think they forgot to add in, "a rave response from the audience...only when the President was present because they crush him too much." Here's the 'best' line of the write-up. "as well as the teachers who came to show their support for our girls.". This, they forgot to add in "as well as the teachers, and some uninvited child of one of theirs, who came to show their 'support' for our girls, by checking their attire, enlightening everyone of where their ankles were and depriving them of being normal teenagers in the journey to the Istana." I think the school really wanted to cut cost on ink too much.

Today has been, well, nothing much. I know a lot of people wanted to pon. Due to the weather. So true. I'm just shivering the past few nights. To add on, part of 4/6 have been out of their minds and turned the speed of the ceiling fans to 1. 1. Wow. How do you even survive 1 in Singapore? Oh, when it's too cold. Just today, we had Mdm Chan and Ms Kang, asking if we wanted it like that. I bet they felt so warm, because they were wearing long sleeves. Mdm Chan, tsk. Selfish.

Ms Kang, pmsed real bad today.

RuJing takes interest in Mr Chong, our new PE teacher. How'd I know? He has hairy legs. Muahahaha! Oh wait. She's not RuJing, she's Chow chow chow!

In the middle of Maths lesson today, Mdm Heng came into 4/6 and YangHuiTing-ed. Lol! My goodness. It was fucking hilarious.

I dozed off in Literature and E Maths today. Clarissa la. Tsk. Influence me. I was feeling so awake, not until when Clarissa said to me "Eh, so tired. I'm trying so hard to stay awake..." then I realised, why am I not feeling tired? Then next thing you know, there you go again, Audrey dozes off. Damn.

You know, I am sooooooo not looking forward to the holidays. I'd rather go to school day after day, suffer waking up this early. Why? Because, if the holidays come, it means, we'll have our progress cards back. Next, Hawaii would be drawing near. Coming back to the first point, when progress cards are out, I'm going to be screwed big time. Then I might be held back from Hawaii. The entire card, is red. Ok, maybe not. But close enough. Majority. And even the passes are not even high passes. I wasted one pass I could have gotten. Literature. 3 marks deducted for late work. I don't know. I think I deserved it.

I deserve everything I get. What else should I deserve to get if I put it less than 50% of effort into my work. It was so darn embarrassing to fill up the survey form for Bey bey, stating that I give less than 50% of effort in my work. Then, whats the cause? Laziness? Lack of self discipline? Exhaustion? Bad time-management? Those were few of the options in the survey. I didn't even know which to pick when it stated to rate each option according to its importance. I was stuck at the question for some quite time. Why? Because every one of the option was my main cause. No wait. IS my main cause. I was so into doing my work yesterday. Guess what happened? I went to sleep in the end, because I realised that the cummulative graph crap's answers were so screwed up. To only find out when I went to school today, that it was actually me.

Screw school. Everyone hates school. Damn. I know. I have to LOVE school. I HAVE TO LOVE STUDYING. I can't wait to get things over and done with.

I love studying. :) Yes, I do.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
6:17 PM