Rant Alert!


I simply cannot tolerate those who do things really stoooopidly. Stupid is a mean word, whatever. Maybe I should just throw my phone away. Seriously. Anyway, Tom Cruise survives without a phone. Ok, I'm not Tom Cruise, let alone a man. Anyway, the point is, what would happen if I didn't have a phone.


This whole issue I'm ranting about boils down to me having bills which has a cost so high, I can't even see, cause I'm too short. Yes, Eve, I'm admitting I'm too short. HA. Anyway, I simply simply hate hate hate, ultra, duper, hate (hate might be a word too strong but I don't care), hate it when, a person replies with either one question, then after you answer, another question.


Example:
Anonymous: What time is the event?
Me: Er, 6.
Anonymous: Where is it?
Me: In school.



Sounds quite unbeliveable that someone would actually do that. But I've faced it a gazillion times, and so I waste my messages which can be so costly when you have the pass an important message to a certain number of people. Has it never occurred to a person that he/she could put it this way..."What time and where is the event?" Like, damnit.


Then, there are the others who send the message which simply says..."Ok." OH-KAY. Confession, I used to be like that. Until I got told I didn't need to reply, then I stopped doing that. So as to raise awareness, please, for the sake of others, do not reply an "Ok." unless the person requires a reply (it's pretty much common sense).


So, the whole point of having a phone is to communicate, and at certain times bitch/gossip. But, it was mainly made to communicate, to pass information. Anyway, the point I'm trying to get through here is how the phone has been one of the most important tool during the period of great doubt, and great stress, aka, Os.

Here's a list of the various way messages can turn out into:

1 'Teach through sms' messages
Weelyn: -18SURD3. It can apply either to surd2 OR surd3. Do you know how to do not?
Weelyn: Oh. You equate the eqn of the curve to 0. Find the basic angle. Take the smallest positive value.

2 'I'm so excited because I've got plans' messages
Anne: Nah, I've got bio tuition after history and than e math tuition after bio tuition. Such is life for now! But the following friday, i wouldn't have anything at all. And we can talk about joy luck club!

3 'Going nuts from studying' messages
Anne: I was listening to madagascar song on my pod, and i was like, what if our scripts end up there?! HAHAH.
Sonia: YO. Eat a maths, don't let it eat you! Aha ha. Ha.
Eunice: ...Poor child. All the best for your bio. Think of sex. Haha.

4 Self Consolation messages
Anne: You should be sleeping now, and so should i, but! Audrey Ace Amath! Alliteration! See, you'd do well!
Eve: hey yo fellow one head shorter than the mace dee em. :) all the way for amath, cos amath is for us to ACE it, adds truckloads of oil.
Eunice: ...Bloody hell. I got headache. Stop thinking of today's paper! Think that you will do your best and get an A1 for tmr's paper!
Eve: ...anyhw, this week's gna be tough.. so hang in there & add palm oil while i add sunflower oil yep :) <3 + pulmonary artery/ventricle/aorta..
Eve: I'LL ACE IT & RUB MY CERT INTO HER FACE :D cos thts hw i psycho myself for chem.. though i never got the A :/ but it helps la :)

5 Spotting messages
Anne: I think, tomorrow's either or question will be kinematics or coordinate geometry. Or something on differentiation.
Eve: weelyn's dng conflict & cooperation, forgoing venice, anyhw, have you started on bio? WE MUST ACE OUR SS. after spendg so much effort talking to weelyn :)
Jo: Hey guys, you're LITTERS, NOT QUITTERS! So PRESS ON for tmr! Hang on. The geogers will be rooting for you. Haha.

6 'Paranoid-because-there's-so-little-time-left' messages
Anne: But at 6, we'd probably by hungry. Then we'll eat. By the time we settle down 645. 645 to 730 study what?!

7 Chain messages
Chandni: This is just for fun. Haha. This is a good luck chain.send this to ten of your friends to get >80 for all your exams if not you will be cursed.DO NOT SEND BACK.try it since its for Os!

You can obviously see how bored I am that I saved all these messages and decided to blog about them. It's funny how the number of self consolation messages are the highest. There are a million other funny ones, but the most hilarious yet lame one, is...

Eunice: OMG! GUESS WHO I SAW JUST NOW!! AND WHERE! Ah!
So, I replied something like "Who?" and I started guessing every single person I think she'd freak over, I can't say it here though. And so, she was like nooo, guess again. I got irritated so I called her. And then I just went randomly, "What. You saw yourself in the mirror?! HAHA" And I was actually kidding. BUT, she was serious. So, for that 10 mins or so, she took my time off Social Studies and Bio and made me actively involved in her GUESS WHO I SAW game.

I'm rather glad I've gotten rid of all my books, after having long sessions of packing my room. I took 3 days. HAHA. That's pretty long I must say. But I only did so, when I couldn't sleep. HA. :D

Sleepover at Clarissa's tmr! This week, is gonna be very hectic! And I can't wait for (hopefully) good news on Friday. Weelyn knows what I'm talking bout. Pray hard. :)

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
10:18 PM