I cannot take it. I think I fried my brain while trying to tan. I typed 'blogger' in the username field for my blogger account. Oh my goodness.

I can't believe I'm THIS close to becoming extinct. From the face of the earth, how long have I been gone and so much has happened online. Damn it. Jennifer Kuruthukulam, our maid, has a freaking Facebook account! No offence though, Kuruthukulam. And I myself, partly her master, am trying to figure and configure wtf Facebook is about, and what makes it so interesting that everytime my brother returns home, he has diverted his attention from checking his emails immediately to switching on Facebook. Then when he does so, he goes to the Counter Strike thingy and starts random attacking people and rejoices (I mean literally goes YES YOU DIEEEEEEE!!!) when he kills someone or gets promoted to another rank which he probably would never get if I become a mean sister and hack into his account and kill his soul. Ok, that's not the point. The point is, I'm trying to create a freaking account, cause Jo has asked me a long time ago to do so, and Cindy just told me to do so, and now, I'm rather lost in the world of Facebook cause it's too...complicated. Just because I've been away for only a couple of months, doesn't mean I should be THIS far from the current world. Damn it. I bet you must be sniggering away now and thinking 'Damn she's really a gone case.' This is utterly depressing, I tell you.

Ok. That's all. I'm done with ranting.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
10:19 PM