I have a ton of things to share today since I'm not coming online till a million years later. But for now, I'd just be giving myself an hour online after being successfully capable of not coming online for the past two weeks. :D Next attempt, 50 days or so. Haha. I suppose you should know when that is.

Well, so life has been so hectic and stressful...and...awesome! Thus, the reason why I'm here to blog is cause I feel this urgent need to share a million things of how life has been soo fucking hilarious for me, before I forget every funny moment. I'm gonna blog bout the significant ones which took place ever since I last blogged.

First thing first, another embarrassing Weelyn moment! Took place not quite long ago.
Clarissa: The beetle was like soooo huge! It was like the rhinocerous beetle!...
Weelyn: Huh? How you know how a rhinocerous look like...?
Me: Er, Weelyn, you've never been to the zoo?
Weelyn: Isn't a rhinocerous a dinosaur?
FUCKING HILARIOUS. Sorry Weelyn. I have to take advantage of the opportunity to suan you all I can in case we don't get into the same school after graduating. Haha.

Next, JBF did take place. Unfortunately we couldn't make it. And so Eunice, Weelyn and I decided to get Cindy a present for her debut conducting performance. Lol! After so much consideration of what to get her, we bought a Barbie bottle and those spongy stickers from Popular and stretchable rubber lizards from Toys R Us. Using our oh so wonderful imaginative creativity, we place the lizards in the bottle, and wrapped the bottle using the Toys R Us wrapper, and since we didn't have tape at that time, we used to stickers. It was fucking hilarious. Note, she hates lizards. :D I wish I could have been there to see her reaction. Oh wells. We know she totally loves us.

Next, Eunice and I studied at Siglap Starbucks one of the days during the Prelim period, and we were doing A Math. Let me say, it was rather productive because I managed to feel smart doing questions she wasn't able to do. :D HAHA! She totally couldn't believe it, and thus, she concluded that I was merely using my HANTAM skills. Like whatever Gee. Hahaha. And she managed to do those questions of mine, which were easy la! Tsk! Dont believe her blog. I didn't even ask her how to do those questions. Haha. She's just trying to sound somewhat smart only. Lol.

Hanging out with Eunice Gee is horrible. I've been soooo darn racist for the past who knows how many weeks. I feel so bad. Oh wells. It's really hilarious fun, and company's just awesome.

Then from studying too much, I've been having weird dreams or would I say nightmares. Few others have been having them too. Let's see. I dreamnt that some ** **** **** crashed my house cause there was a drumset in my room, which was a recording studio. And ***** was hanging outside my room like spider man. If you wanna know who the *s refer to, you could probably ask me. But I'm sure most of you know. Then, I also dreamt that the Literature girls were on an outing to some Macbeth amusement park. Like what the hell. There was this clown ride, where I broke my nose, apparently. Worse of all, the worse nightmare, I must say, I "dreamt" that I was steading Gee Shiyun Eunice. I swear, it was HORRIGIBLE. Lol! Imagine. No you can't.

The post-Prelim mood which is somewhat supposed to be like "WHOHOOOOO!" is totally not taking it's effect. After Prelims, we were like.."Oh ok, so it has ended. Alright then." Wow. I'm feeling rather motivated for now though. We've been talking so much of what we wanna do after Os. And here's a list of what I wanna do...
1 Get a job at either, Gramophone, Starbucks, Subway or Famous Amos.
2 Tour round Singapore with the Recess Bunch, and the itenary includes the zoo, for the sake of Weelyn.
3 Dedicate a day with Eunice Gee to go queue for Donut Factory donuts. Lol!
4 Band Chalet! :D
5 Shopping, shopping and more shopping!
6 Movie Marathons!
7 Starbucks Chill-out sessions.
8 Make a scrapbook of my Secondary school life.
But first, why don't I just stay faithful to the books eh.

A few days ago, Abi, Sonia, Weelyn and I have formed many alliances within us, against ourselves indirectly. If you're lucky enough to be in 4/6, you could come to Sonia or my table to have a look at the generic diagram of the Family Tree of the CAWA family. Chew. Abi. Wee. Auds. CAWA. Get it eh? HAHA! Examples of the alliances would be...Hmmm. There's so many, I can't even recall. There's the Abidrey which rose and fell on the 20th Sept, and lasted for less than 10 mins because there was internal conflicts within the alliance. Eraser War. LOL! Then there's one us three against Weelyn, but I can't remember the name. And Weelyn desperately formed one alliance of her own. Doesn't quite make sense but it's Weelyn you know. HAHA! Its totally hilarious.

Youth Mission today, was fucking awesome! It was totally hilarious! They made me laugh my fucking guts out for goodness sake. They were so racist! I have to say, they were even better than the Muttons. Oh yes, Eunice, Anne and Weelyn have been listening to Muttons for the past few weeks. It feels good to talk to someone who knows bout Muttons. Then like the day after, we'd discuss about Muttons. I'm thinking of when I should carry out the plan/dare from Eunice to call in to the Muttons and complain bout the topic Reproduction in Man, especially the part having to memorise the male organs, you know what I'm talking bout, since some person complained bout Chem's Mole Concept. Lol. Anyway, back to the Youth Mission. We had to write affirmation notes to each other at a point of time and they started playing Vitamin C's Graduation Song. Cheesy, I know, but it apparently, hit me and many others, and we became rather emotional. ESPECIALLY EUNICE! She has heard that song thrice for the past few days and cried every single time she heard them. That includes today. Lol. I think I've made such an awesome impact on her life la huh. Hahahah. I sure had an awesome time during the session today.

Now, for the complaining part. Bear with me please, sorry.

First, Graduation Night is taking place on the 16th Nov.
NCO 33rd's POP is on 16th Nov as well.
This means FUCK.

Graduation Night took place in ITE last year.
Graduation Night is taking place in the school hall, which is apparently "going to be transformed till you can never recognize it as the school hall" (as quoted from Mrs Joseph)
This is totaly bullshit because seeing how stingy out school can get, how transformed can the hall get?!

Graduation Night would take place in the afternoon if there's going to be a Prom Night on the same day.
This means, it's not going to be Graduation Night but Graduation Afternoon, followed by High Tea, then Prom Night.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I'm not being fucking sore bout this for no apparent reason. Look, they want us to have it in the school hall cause they want it to be significant since we spent our four years in the school. Ok, fine, sounds reasonable. But how transformed can it get?! And please, if we can't recognise it, then what's the point of having it in the school hall?! God! Then the thing is, we're going...to not receive our testimonials you know. We don't even know what the hell we're going to receive. We're just going to receive SOMETHING. They're even asking for suggestions. And they include, a teddy bear wearing the uniform, or a plaque thingy. God. So, in other words, they're desperately thinking of an idea for us to go up on stage and receive something, just for the fucking sake of that. Moreover, Prom Night, is dumb. Why? Let me state the differences.

Grad Night
-Parents present
-Mandatory to dress in white and decently

Prom Night
-No parents
-No restrictions on dress code

Now, Prom Night, is simply another Grad Night but you just get to wear something more varied of so and with no parents to interfere. But what is there to interfere when this Prom Night will not be one with any boys. Strictly No Boys Allowed. Oh wow! Let's all turn fucking lesbians then! Awesome man. Not being desperate. I'm just voicing out my opinions. I mean, whether there'd be a Prom or not, I'd definitely not go. Anyway, the Prom might also be held in school. Let me repeat...HELD IN SCHOOL. And why wouldn't I go despite its venue...cause...If there's a prom, there'd be a Graduation AFTERNOON. And right after, I'd rush to NCO's POP. HAHA! AWESOME! But...I can't quite raise my hopes too high for now. And it totally sucks. But for now, I'll just...study. Yes, study.

Now, since I've been tagged, here goes.

1. The person who tag you is Gee ShiYun Eunice.

2. Your relationship with him/her is... she's my crapping partner, brocolli partner, band mate, ex-classmates, fellow racist ass. Haha!

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her...
- She sucks.
- She very vain, proof, her mirror in her PENCIL CASE, not MIRROR CASE.
- She's very racist.
- She's fucking hilarious most of the time, and if she isn't, something is terribly wrong. And has a terribly contagious laughter! Lol!
- She still sucks.

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you... I can't really remember. Support me? Oh yes, write a letter to me before SYF, words of encouragement. Haha.

5. The most memorable words he/she had said... Mrs Cullum! You're so pretty! HAHAHA! :D

6. zif he/she becomes your lover, you... God, need I even say...? Ain't it obvious from my nightmare?

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to... stop suaning me and part with that mirror of hers, and become a man. Lol!

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, ... I will not even be bothered with her?

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be... she steals my Jamie. I know she wants to. Lol!

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is... nothing. Why would I want to do anything for her? Lol. I already have done a great deal by making her life so awesome.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is...She sucks. I said that already. I cannot quite emphasize it any further. Lol. :D

12. How you think people around you will feel about you? Ask them, they'd say I'm FUCKING AWESOME! :D DUH!

13. The character you love of yourself is... there's too many. I can't choose. HAHA!

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are... I'm extremely indecisive.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is... a toddler. Just gotta cry and cry. And have fun. Lol.

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them... Er. It's compulsory that I receive special care and attention, so it's good you're living up to that rule. HAHA! :D

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wish to know how they feel about you (they are not place in any preference orders...those with blogs only)
1. Weelyn
2. Eunice (Just for the sake of filling up the names actually. Lol)
3. Cindy
4. Nat Eng
5. Maxine
6. Ethel
7. Jo
8. Sonia Chew
9. Anne
10. Eve

11. Who is no.6 having relationship with? Her shoes. Lol! Go see her blog la, if you don't believe.

12. Is no.9 a male or female? Male in disguise. Lol!

13. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? HAHAH! Maybe? Cause they're both Bari Sax players. But being with Eve, would be a terrible chore for Jo.

14. How about no.8 and 5 ? God. They'd make a freaking lame couple. It's like LAME COMBO and LAME ULTIMATE combined, to form LAME SUPER DUPER SUPREME COMBO! Haha!

15. What is no.2 studying about? Studying Reproduction in Man, the male organs. HAHA!

16. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3 ? A week ago or so, sms.

17. What kind of music band does no.8 like? Chinese Orchestra. LOL! Mainstream I suppose?

18. Does no.1 has any siblings? 1 younger sister and 1 very terribly, irritating yet amusing younger brother.

19. Will you woo no.3 ? No. She's married. HAHA. I'm married too.

20. How about no.7 ? She's my damnit Ah PA please. Getting married to my father?! NO WAY.

21. Is no.4 single? Yeah. Haha. I suppose. Unless she's keeping something from me...Hmmm. Which I'd slaughter her. Haha.

22.What is the surname of no.6? NEO.

23. What's the hobby of no.4? Bitching. Ain't it obvious?

24. Do no.5 and 9 get along well? Yeah. Quite well. They should get along well, they're in the Recess Bunch. Haha.

25. Where is no.2 studying at? International Indian School. LMAO!

26. Talk something casually about no.1. She's awesome amusement. HAH! Need I say more...oh yes, she stays in Ward 753 of IMH.

27. Have you try developing feelings for no.8 ? Hell NO!

28. Where does no.9 live at? Yio Chu Kang if I'm not wrong.

29. What color does no.4 like? Not sure. Hmmm. If there's a colour Audrey, I'm sure she'd love it. Haha!

30. Are no.5 and no.1 best friends? Close/Good friends I suppose? Not sure. Ask them.

31. Does no.7 like no.2 ? Hmmm. Scandalous!

32. How do you get to know no.2? God decided that it's best that I bring some Essence of Audrey, the awesome medicine to cure a desperate bangala's life, she he sent me to her. HAH!

33. Does no.1 have any pets? She's one herself. Lol. Jk. Yeah, a rhino. Ok seriously, no. Lol.

34. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? HELL NO! Jamie is. :D


That's all. Man, that took long. Shit. I'm running out of time. Damn.

Last thing to leave you all with. Please enjoy. To the Recess Bunch, this is the video I'm talking about. Yeah. Hahaha.




Till then, With Love. :)

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
6:16 PM




I see the tagboard flooding that I don't wanna touch it. HA!

Can I say something random? Yes.

When I grow up, I wanna live in a huge house, which has a swimming pool, has a whole array of DVDs and albums. Parties every week, etc. Goodness. I wanna travel the entire world. I wanna go to London, New York, France, etc. Be so fucking ambitious, that I'd be so fucking rich.

I dream too much.

For these two months or less, I have to and must work my fucking ass off. Work like I've never worked before. Fuck it. Goodbye World.

I don't want my Secondary school life to end.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:37 PM