Today's the 17th.

I realised, that this week has been rather interesting. Let's take a look.

See, on Monday we received our results, and on that very morning, just hearing those few words, could make my hair stand damn tall right. It was baaaad. My results were THAT fantastic, but I'm quite satisfied that it's a pass. Told you I'm easily satisfied. But, it does depend. I know, it's not even good. I don't even want to, I dread chinese. I dreeeeaaaaaddd it really badly, I wouldn't really want to go through the torture actually.

Next, there came English O Level Orals. I'd say, it went relatively...well. Ha! Well, I must not say, I did extremely satisfying. It wasn't the best. I could have done better. I did try to make the examiners laugh, and...I did! I actually said pretty much a number of embarrassing things...

e.g. Conversation Qn: What is the importance of having a healthy diet? Ans: People tend to stick to a certain diet. For example, some people prefer to stick to a diet which is either too sweet or...too salt.

Too Salt?! Wtf?! Oh my goodness. Thank God, I corrected myself in time. And Eunice said, at least I didn't say "saltish". Then I mentioned, "Me and my brother" and yes, I did correct myself. I think it pays to be talkative. Haha. And yes, Jo, Michelle and Kaixin were "quarantined" and they were couting my mistakes. Thanks for rubbing it in eh. I hate the word..."chattering". I'm just hoping, for a distinction.

Then, today. Wow. It's amazing, for the first entire Secondary life, I managed to do a A Math test, knowing everything. The feeling is awesome, I tell you. Hahahah! It was pretty much a breeze. I love Area Under Curve! I think I've gotten full marks. How sweet. If only this happens during Os. Jo said, if I actually study, I'd do well. But to do well in everything, and study everything, it'd be tiring.

Oh wait. Yes, during P.E. Maxine...fell! Like barely a minute into the game. Hahah! So sadistic eh. Well. She fell like face down and when everyone crowded around her, and she got up, with her ever so innocent look *ahem ahem* yet, so pathetic, :D, just kidding, well, she asked....

"AM I UGLY?!"

I must admit. That has been the best "embarrass yourself and pick yourself up" phrase. Much better than me, falling down last year, and laughing in a state of shock. Haha. Then yes, of course, I was suan-ing her. Duh. I'm Audrey. For the first time, we didn't play frisbee and the whole class rejoiced! Lol.

And so we received our A Math and E Math mock papers back today. Passed for E. And dearest Clarissa, was so darn confident of getting a mark lower than me for A Math, she decided to make a bet with me. I shall not disclose the marks, but well, I made Jessie accomplish something...that is, to have beaten someone in A Math. I feel so nice. Hahaha!

I have to admit, Clarissa was so random, but she left us a note, with lyrics. Words of Wisdom, motivating us. Wow. Not bad. Haha! Thanks anyway.

Today's weather was more than awesome I have to say. I loved it perfectly well. But guess who spoilt it? Maxine and Clarissa. They spoilt Jamie's song as well. Thank God I was in the "block all noise off" mood. Ha! In case you're rather lost, they sang "I'm Singing in the Rain".

Lunchtime today...was...(fill in the blanks). I think the whole world is coming to know about this. It's fucking scary I swear. It's really bad. "We were almost late for Bio tutorials". Haha!

Oh yes, another interesting incident today. Anne and I were sadistically laughing at those people who would scream when they pass by the flattened cockroach at the staircase leading to all the Sec 4 classrooms. It has been there ever since...the past few days, and the cleaners have yet to clear it, and it has successfully shifted from the side to the middle. And so, we were laughing at all the bimbos...namely, Ethel. Hahahahahaahah! :D

I think what 4/6 or would I rather say, those who dropped subjects, what they have done to the "Happy Teacher's Day" wish board outside the staff room, is more than perfect and awesome. I think our class is probably one of the best, most fun class ever. So fun, we don't even give a damn bout our results I must say. We're still holiday-ing. That's quite bad. Oh wells. We can do it! Ha! How cheesy.

Oh yes. Lastly, I have been un-officially made into the person who..."does the trick" to teachers. Wow. Thanks alot la. But you know what, it's actually quite fun. Hahahahaah! Thank you for making me the one. Hi Isabel! *does some action* (inside joke) Lmfao!

That has briefly, my week for you. I hope yours has been just as interesting as mine. :)



"Absolutely, Totally, Completely Lost and still finding myself. Comtemplating too much."

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
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