Hello there. Life has been amusingly amusing, fantastically fantastic, hilariously hilarious, etc. Ha. I totally made no sense. I decided to take some time off to blog bout life before I forget everything. Ha. There's waaaaaay too many embarrassing things to blog about, of our dearest friend, Ms Oh, in other words, Weelyn Oh. Lol!

1 We were doing ACES in the hall, and us being us, we obviously didn't wanna follow...why? Cause its a jock thing, ok but that's not the reason. It's more of, too complicated and too lazy. AND! They didn't have the clapping part. So I totally lost interest. I'd rather clapped, which I did so. Somehow we started talking about something...if I'm not wrong HEY YA. That song by Outkast. Oh gosh. I just remembered the artist. I used to forget their name, although I do know that Andre 3000 is some weird guy. Back to the topic, Weelyn said..."You know that song, the one in Lizzie Mcguire? It's also named HEY YA what." So she totally confused me and I absolutely couldn't recall a thing, and thus, I said..."No...where got. How does it go like?" So, she started singing, and that very second I became deaf. Ok no, just kidding. She sang, and obviously I didn't know what she was singing. Then Anne said something I can't remember...and then we figured out the song. This...is what she was talking about...



You realise...she said it's HEY YA cause...that's SOMEWHAT close to the beginning of the title, which is HEY NOW. Now not ya. BUT. It's not surprising, cause this isn't the first time. She did so with one of the National Day songs. So for the next 10 mins or so, we couldn't stop laugh...I'd never laugh that hard for a long time actually. Lol. And if you're curious, the title is "What Dreams Are Made Of", not HEY YA/HEY NOW. Tsk tsk. Lol.

2 We had Pizza Hut yesterday, Anne, Eunice, Weelyn and I. Weelyn joined us after a while, and we didn't wanna tell her we were having dinner at Pizza Hut for fear she'd pang seh us. So we told her to go to TM first and we she reached, we told her we were "around the Dim Sum place". We weren't lying. We were just...not being specific. Then we made her look into that Dim Sum restaurant and Anne conveyed to her over the phone..."We're in the restaurant on the right of the Dim Sum one." We predicted, that Weelyn being Weelyn, she'd go "TSK" or "I knew it lor!" when she walked it...and....SHE DID! HAHAHAHAHA! It was effing hilarious. By the way, when Weelyn CLAIMS she knew it, she didn't. I have proof for that. HA!

3 We ordered drumlets before she made her grand entrance with that famous line and then later, asked..."Did you all count me in...*points to the drumlets*" Anne said..."Er no, cause you don't look like a drumlet to me.." Tell me you get what I'm saying. It was totally hilarious. That's one funny part of the lunch. Another thing, she had this tendency of pushing me when I say something she isn't that fond of. It's like right.

4 We studied at Esplanade Library last Saturday, and since it was so crowded and we didn't wanna shift, we resorted to the floor just like what a few others did. We were right in front of the glass window and we obviously could see the road and all. So we could see the Ducktours thingy in other words...Guess what Weelyn Oh made us do, and we foolishly did. She came running over to Eunice and I when we were trying to study SS, and said "HEY! Let's wave to the people in the Ducktours there and see if they'll wave back." Being in the state of being too studious and having lost my brain, same goes for Eunice, all 3 of us started waving. How dumb. I bet we looked like fools. Surprising thing is that, the tourists waved back. But the bad thing is, they took a picture of us. How great. So some stranger now has a picture of me. I feel so...insecure now. TSK. Ha.

5 Weelyn Oh is a failure when it comes to changing the subject. We've been teaching her how to change the subject. Here goes how it went about...
Me: *blahblahblahblahblahblahblah* (something ego if I'm not wrong)
Weelyn: What's that shop ah? *points to a shop*
Simeians (Jo and Clarissa): String of Beads...(that's the shop by the way)
*All of us look at the shop*
Weelyn: I'm trying to change the subject.
Anne: *starts teaching Weelyn how to change the subject*
It's hilarious cause, Weelyn was so pekchek listening to us nag bout the right way of changing the subject. So for the last time, Anne, this is for you. Our dearest friend, Weelyn Oh, doesn't know how to change the subject properly and she boasts/broadcasts to everyone bout her failure. Just let her be then because she has nothing successful to boast about. So yes, let the IMH patient be this way. HAHAHAHA! :D

6 During Night Study, Ivana helped deliver Starbucks to us. So Weelyn, Maxine and I, we were studying at the partitioned (is that how its spelt?) tables. Here's what happened...
Weelyn: *stirs her choc chip frapp* Audrey, are you going to work at Starbucks?
Me: *trying my best to study Chem* Er...right, huh, I don't know. Why?
Weelyn: Cause right, if you're going to work at Starbucks, you can help me put extra chocolate chip.
Me: WHAT THE HELL! Then what if I tell you I want to work at Famous Amos, am I supposed to give you cookies with more chocolate chip as well.
Weelyn: Ya.
Me: Then I might as well give you the whole bag of chocolate chip right.
Weelyn: No. Then there's no use already. It's like the cookies are baked already.
Me: No, you can just eat the chocolate chip what.
*then I needed a calculator, cause I left mine in class*
Me: You have calculator?
Weelyn and Maxine: No.
Weelyn: Are you going to work at Popular?
Me: What now?
Weelyn: Then you can get a lot of calculators. Then don't need to ask us.
Two words: NO. COMMENTS.

7 When we about to go home today, Anne Maxine and I didn't wanna say bye to Weelyn and we claimed she was living in the longkang outside our school. So we started shouting into the longkang. We started shouting like..."BYE WEELYN! Study hard ah! Just use tissue to wipe up the water can already." (Cause it rained, and there was milo in the longkang) So imagine, 3 school Secondary school girls looking into a longkang and shouting. THEN...Anne hit me and said "Eh! Better stop, people all looking already." I looked up, and guess what I saw. I saw...2 Sec 1s looking into the longkang as well. WA BEST. Like that also can. My goodness la. Hilarious shit can. Then this woman who was fetching her child said to us, "I thought who you talking to." I'm like...Er RIGHT.


There were a million things she did that was embarrassing, just that she's lucky I can't remember all. So I shall move on to other stuff now.

4/6 has been preparing for the performance tmr, and I can't quite believe I gave up studying time to do this, just for the sake of this year being the last in Secondary school. I'm just hoping for a good one tmr and that people would react, like laugh at the hilariousness of the item and not at us. Anyway, there'd just be two more months only for them to humiliate us, so doesnt really matter. It's just too fun, and funny.

So...like one Friday, Clarissa Tung Mei Xin had this ever so brilliant idea of giving me a shock. She left this note on my table in the morning, and obviously didn't see it, cause I was late for school, and Maxine was sitting on my table. And I placed a whole stack of books on my table. Apparently, according to Maxine, she placed the note at some area I wouldnt take note of. The note was supposed to be from...some junior. I shall not say her name. Well, so when we came back from PE, I was so all over the place, and I stared at my table. AND. I saw the note. I PANICKED like nobody's business. And later I found out. So they now think they're damn power cause I was scared out of my wits just caused of a freaking fake note. Clariss Tung Mei Xin should watch out. One day, I shall seek revenge.

We actually had a graded P.E. lesson. That was on Frisbee. That was the only time I became so involved in Frisbee la. And I saved Kelly's life. She tripped over me and she flew like dont know where, and I grabbed her hand. If I didnt, she'd have landed like dont know where, and probably get disfigured la. I'm a hero! HAHAHAAH! :D Then we wanted to suck up for the sake of our grades, so when he called out our names, we wanted to say FRISBEE ROCKS or something close. But we didn't. But at the end, we said WE LOVE FRISBEE. Then Chua was like giving us the whatever look. The Jocks were like arguing even though they had like an A1. See, us Bandits got an A1 too alright. Tsk. Lol. See, we totally rock in everything. HA! I wish that'd apply to studies though. Then the last P.E. lesson, we had to do running. It was so bullshit la. We settled down, and then...
Chua: Alright. I've got a story to tell you. One day, I fed my children some food. They did not want to try it. So I said Eat it before I take out my sugar and cane.
Anne: Huh? What? Sugar and cane? Sugar cane?!
*all bursts out laughing*
Chua: Ya. (he always says ya without knowing what he's yaing at actually) So they tried it. And they loved it. So now, I want you all to run. It's like how you all hated frisbee but now you all are ok with it.
Me: So...is that the end of the story? Just to make us run? What the.
Chua: Ya.
Obviously we didn't want to perspire. To cut short, we ended up running, and starting singing. It was totally hilarious. I've never ran and laughed before. I trained my stamina, and my stomach muscles. Not bad. HAHA. Long time I've ran actually. Oh and Chua said "Do not A-BARN-DARN your friends." and I accidentally repeated his mispronunciation out loud la. So embarrassing. HAHA. But it's all hilarious anyway.

So we're down with the Prelims before the Sept Study Break and now, I'm so totally not prepared for the papers after the study break. Most of us are already like suffering from Post-Prelim insane-ness. Imagine after Os then.

Walking home with Anne and Maxine today was hilariously fun.

I realise, that my vocab pretty much sucks. I use too much of the word "hilarious".

I have nothing else to say. Too long of an entry that I'm brain dead now. I shall leave you people with these then...(for the sake of 4/6ers who don't know how it sounds like)


Tokens - The Lion Sleeps Tonight


Usher feat. Alicia Keys - My Boo


Amy Winehouse - Rehab


Arrows - I Love Rock and Roll

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The Cardigans - Lovefool
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I refuse to post the Britney Spears one. Classics are much better.

If you managed to read to this point, without missing a thing, I'm pretty sure you got the best bits of this post, and that'd be too good for you. If you didn't and skipped to this end, you sure did miss out a lot. Haha. Oh wells. I don't really bother bout what you do anyway.

Have a great week ahead then. Hope tmr goes well. I'm going to miss this life.

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
5:10 PM