Please do not ask me what I'm doing online at 1 plus am when there's Chinese Mid Year Exam later on. Oh wells. It's a sure fail, I heard it's really difficult. I don't know what's up with the school and setting awesomely tough papers.

Anyways, the past few days have been nice.

Had band practice and left for violin lesson after warm ups. Like right. I cabbed down to my violin place, and half the time, the cab driver was cursing. Main words used "Chee Bai" and "Bastard". He couldn't even say bastard properly. Violin lesson was horrible. I literally wass struggling the pieces. And guess what? The concert is on 31st March. I'm so not going to perform. I don't want to. I DON'T WANT TO! Went Starbucking on Saturday to do work, apparently not. Khoo Gek Ling made me wait for half an hour, and believe it or not, I was dozing off while waiting for her. I could almost kill her I tell you. Suntec's Starbucks is nice, but definitely not condusive for studying. Siglap's one is much much better. Much quieter. Headed off to meet Clarissa at TM, to get stuff and cabbed down to Nat's house. We got the cab from Tanah Merah instead and this cab driver, had a horrible attitude problem. We detoured to Maxine's house to pick her up first and while waiting for her, the fella wanted to drive off. Like what the fuck?! Then he said "Ask your friend go take another taxi la. Not say your fare is 10 dollars. 3.80 only. Waste my time..." Then he kept wanting to drive off. Argh. Cab Drivers nowadays. Are. Absolutely. Horrible.

Carrying on, Oh my goodness! Nat's house. Is. Fucking. Fabulous. I love it. Lol. So nice. We couldn't stop wowing at her house. When we were in the cab, and the fella stopped outside 50, and he went "There, 50, big big house" We went synchronised-ly, WOW... Haha. Its like so nice. Ok, my vocabulary sucks. We then ate pizza, watched half of Kingdom of Heaven. I have to admit I'm a sadist. Yeah, and was laughing at the scenes people randomly got on fire. Then Clarissa and Maxine, who took forever to pick out another movie to watch. Ended up watching The Notebook. The female lead, always jumping on the guy ah. Haiya. So...Tsk.

So today, Catechism, I only for like half an hour. I woke up after 15 mins Catechism started. I've broken the record! Haha. Then went to have lunch and went back for Rite of Election. So on and so forth. Then went to NTUC to get groceries, by myself. Wow. I bet my mom so regrets making me do that. She gave me 50 bucks and I spent 48 bucks. And to think I told her, I was only going to buy ham and fruits. Lol. I ended up buying two tubs of Ben and Jerry's. Haha.

Ok, I think I missed out on something, oh wells. Oh yes, I came online, changed my nick and wanted to see who would react to it. I didn't have many as not many people were online at that time. Oh wells. It was hilarious when NatKoh's conver box suddenly popped up. First is Eve's.

aviation. says:
you hate hanakimi--''
aviation. says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHA.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
why?
aviation. says:
cause i think wu zun's hot
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
you know...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i have no idea who is who, i'm just putting that to see what extreme reactions i would get. LOL.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i dont even watch hana kimi.
aviation. says:
WHA PIANG--''
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha


natalieKoh says:
WHAT
natalieKoh says:
DID
natalieKoh says:
YOU
natalieKoh says:
SAY
natalieKoh says:
WHO IS UGLY LIKE SHIT?
natalieKoh says:
YOU SUCK
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
natalieKoh says:
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT.
natalieKoh says:
GOD IS UPSET.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
awwww.how sad.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
even more sad, the fact that i'll be seeing you there.
natalieKoh says:
YES YOU WILL
natalieKoh says:
AND I'LL BE MAKING LIFE IN HELL WORSE FOR YOU
natalieKoh says:
HOW CAN YOU SAY THEY'RE UGLY.
natalieKoh says:
OMG
natalieKoh says:
QUAN IS LIKE FUCKING CUTE OK

I don't even know who the fuck Quan and Xiuyi are. Lol.

And here's two conversations. One's with Maxine and another with my catechism teacher. I think they're both hilarious.


maxine says:
so have u seen the foster's home for imaginary friends episode?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
nope.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
not YET.
maxine says:
yeahyeah, when my mum says that, it means that she'll never do it
maxine says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
well. i'm not your mom that's for sure.
maxine says:
SURE OR NOT.
maxine says:
hahahahaha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
SURE.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
am i in your house? nooooo. see.
maxine says:
truetrue, if you were my mother, i would have long gone to commit suicide alr
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
screw off la.
maxine says:
see? what kind of mother tells a kid to screw off
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
yeah thats why i say i not your mother.
maxine says:
yeah, n that's why i'm still alive now

Oh this next one, was because I was trying to explain why we were late, we being Julie, Rosemarie and I were late for the Rite of Election and to prove my teacher was lying because he said prayers work. We prayed for a cab, no sign of cabs. Till we had to call for one.


audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
you lie.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we 3 pray for cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no cab, then in the end we called for cab.
hobbes (back home) says:
make you do the morning exercise then you know
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hahahaha
hobbes (back home) says:
you can't pray for a cab
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
why?
hobbes (back home) says:
i never taught you such things!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we prayed for a cab to come.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
but there werent any signs of cabs.
hobbes (back home) says:
you pray for the Lord to help you get to church on time
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
but we were late already.
hobbes (back home) says:
and that means you had to leave with substantial time to help yourself first!
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
NO.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
wait.
hobbes (back home) says:
yes.. and why were you late already????
hobbes (back home) says:
no need to explain..
hobbes (back home) says:
it's over and done with
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we left at like 2.10.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
aiya, you never let me explain. lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hahaha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
paper stated 2.30
hobbes (back home) says:
are you sure??
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then parkway taxi line so long, we decided to walk elsewhere to get a cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oh no.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
2.15
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
julie said 2.30
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
ANYWAYS...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then we walk, walk...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
tried to get cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then like. what the. so we walked to roxy square there. saw adam they all as well trying to get a cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
then they managed to.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
we waited, and waited. and waited. PRAYED and PRAYED and PRAYED...no cab.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
so we call.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
hobbes (back home) says:
so why did you think it was 2.30?
hobbes (back home) says:
i said 2.15 in class
hobbes (back home) says:
before you guys left
hobbes (back home) says:
specifically 2.15
hobbes (back home) says:
hmmmm..
hobbes (back home) says:
never listed
hobbes (back home) says:
listen
hobbes (back home) says:
can i ask you one more question..
hobbes (back home) says:
why were you so late today?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oops.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i overslept.
hobbes (back home) says:
i called you
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i woke up at like 10.30
hobbes (back home) says:
goodness
hobbes (back home) says:
you mum tried to wake you?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
yeah
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
your phone call, no different from my alarm clock.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
hobbes (back home) says:
don't you listen to her anymore?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
she gave up waking me up.
hobbes (back home) says:
you heard her try to wake you?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
hahahahahahahahaha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
yeeah
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i think i went like 1 min more, 2 mins more, sorta thing.
hobbes (back home) says:
i'll probably head over at 8.45am to get a bucket of ice water on your head next week
hobbes (back home) says:
go sleep
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
huh.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
dont need la.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
lol.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
ok ok.
hobbes (back home) says:
and stop giving excuses
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
i'll go.
hobbes (back home) says:
you need to wake up for school
hobbes (back home) says:
and not sleep in class
hobbes (back home) says:
you're already sec 4
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
no actually, tmr got no lesson.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
tmr got exam.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL
hobbes (back home) says:
what time?
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
errr.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
need to be in school by 7.25?
hobbes (back home) says:
and you're still awake
hobbes (back home) says:
good luck
hobbes (back home) says:
you will need it
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
haha
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
thanks.
hobbes (back home) says:
in trying to get up
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
hobbes (back home) says:
goodnight
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
its chinese.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
FAIL ALREADY>
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hobbes (back home) says:
i need to wake up by 9.30 to go for a walk at the botanical gardens
hobbes (back home) says:
goodnight!
hobbes (back home) says:
goodness..
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oh right. haha. ok. have fun.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
goodnight!
hobbes (back home) says:
you need some counselling..
hobbes (back home) says:
seriously
hobbes (back home) says:
next week...
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
LOL!
hobbes (back home) says:
i'm gonna be speaking to you at length..
hobbes (back home) says:
goodnight
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
oh no.
audreyCULLUM hates hana kimi! and Quan and Xiuyi are ugly shit! says:
goodnight.

That's all. I can't believe it. There we have it. First screwed exam.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
1:16 AM