Hello World!

Yes, and Audrey Cullum has returned! Alleluia! Haha.

Within this period of time that I've not blogged, all due to the fact that my computer has officially screwed up for the longest time ever, a lot of things happened. When I say alot, I mean A LOT. Haha.

If I actually take the time to blog about every single incident which took place, I'd take FOR---EVER. Lol. Well, well. My computer is not just as right yet, and I'm just using Clarissa's laptop. Let me describe to you the setting around me. I feel bored. Lol. Maxine and Amanda are to my left, watching Scary Movie 4, which is very duper retarded. Clarissa is behind me. Now she walks away. Haha. Cindy and Eunice to my left, eyes to yet another laptop. And lastly, Weelyn sleeping. Dreaming of....(insert name here). Goodness. It feels so good to blog once again.

What has happened so far?

I fell and literally took up really fast.
I've been doing really badly in school.
I've been having lots and lots of Starbucks. :D! Haha.
I've gotten my 5th Converse shoe, JACK PURCELL!! and a Levi's "CUSTOMISED" jeans, and my PINK colour tank top from fox, and had a poppy haircut.
The fact that exams are nearing hasn't sunk into my head.
(fill in the blank)

I am very very full. After crapping and lame-ing over, steamboat. Lol. Ultimate fun. Haha.

We steamboated lots of stuff, and to add on...re-made canteen food. For the ULTIMATE best. Lol. Guess what? Yes, Cheese Tofu. Hahahah! Then we have, cheese rice by Cindy, cheese mushroom by Maxine but Clarissa claims it's her. Oh whatever Clarissa. Ok fine. Clarissa says there's cheese hamburger. CHEESE HAMBURGER she emphasizes. OKAY, let's move away from the food. [edited by maxine] clarissa had CHOCOLATE fish ball too! yummyyyy [edit]

Here's the interesting part.

Since we've made Clarissa's house into a internet hub, we've started talking to each other online. Lol. Here's the conversation. It's hilarious. [edited by clarissa] the following you are about to read and the information that you are about to absorb is strictly for matured teenagers only. (as if we ourselves are) if you don't think you fit the citeria, please evacuate this site immediately [edit]

audreyCULLUM says:
HELLO!
audreyCULLUM says:
lol.
Eunice says:
HEY!
Eunice says:
OH MY GOSH!
Eunice says:
LONG TIME NO SEE!
audreyCULLUM says:
LOL yes yes. long time no see.
Eunice says:
Oh man!
Eunice says:
i miss shopping and eating with you
audreyCULLUM says:
lol. yes yes. i miss you too.
Eunice says:
me too.
Eunice says:
i am so sad
Eunice says:
lets have sexEunice says:
Eunice says:
audreyCULLUM says:
ok. go up. go prepare first.
Eunice says:
i love you
Eunice says:
lets go now
audreyCULLUM says:
you go first.
Eunice says:
noooo
Eunice says:
you go first
audreyCULLUM says:
no you go first.
audreyCULLUM says:
cmon babeh you know you want to do it.ol.
Eunice says:
but i want you to wear the strawberry flavour one
audreyCULLUM says:
no la. i want chocolate today...
Eunice says:
but i am so full.
Eunice says:
i want strawberry...
Eunice says:
nicer..hornier.
audreyCULLUM says:
aiya, as long as you're there i'm satisfied.
Eunice says:
oh honey! i love you so much
Eunice says:
lets freench man
Eunice says:
since i burned my poor tongue
audreyCULLUM says:
darling.
Eunice says:
yes?
audreyCULLUM says:
you're fucking hot. i love you.
audreyCULLUM says:
step what today?
Eunice says:
step?
Eunice says:
lets plan first
Eunice says:
then we go up
audreyCULLUM says:
yeah sure.
audreyCULLUM says:
oh darling.
audreyCULLUM says:
oooooh.
audreyCULLUM says:
oh oh.
Eunice says:
honey,you decide
audreyCULLUM says:
oh fuck it.
audreyCULLUM says:
damn. dont put me in a tough spot.
audreyCULLUM says:
you're too fucking hot. i cant make up my fucking mind. you make the decision.
Eunice says:
straight away fuck?
Eunice says:
nooo
Eunice says:
too early
audreyCULLUM says:
no. you go up and prepare.
Eunice says:
we must spend more time to prepare.
audreyCULLUM says:
BEY BEY. cmon...
Eunice says:
oh my...
Eunice says:
i am loving this
audreyCULLUM says:
yeah me too.
Eunice says:
i shall plan first
Eunice says:
go up and wear the strawberry first?
audreyCULLUM says:
you go first.
audreyCULLUM says:
cmon.
audreyCULLUM says:
cepat.
Eunice says:
baby..i am upstairs alr
audreyCULLUM says:
oh fuck,. yeah right. i still see your fucking hot ass here in front of me. don
audreyCULLUM says:
t talk cock.
audreyCULLUM says:
you're lying.
audreyCULLUM says:
lets break up.
Eunice says:
ohhhh
Eunice says:
lick it
audreyCULLUM says:
i said BREAK UP. no more licking! but i dont mind.
Eunice says:
but..
Eunice says:
but...
Eunice says:
i cant bear to leave you
audreyCULLUM says:
(clarissa) please dont pollute my house man....my bed...awwwwwww..sick!

Lol. Hilarious. Please don't feel grossed out. It's just...well, erm, lame crap. Haha.

That's all for now. I guess. Valentine's Day was awesome because, Jamie came back to Singapore. Lmao. Yeah right. Whatever Audrey. Haha.















Picture of the Night. Lol. Weelyn in her dreams.
















Seaweed Shoes! Done by Eunice Gee, with the help of the fan. Lol.
















The Internet Hub. Managed by Clarissa Tung.
















Kawaii Neh!
















And lastly, Cheese Tofu recreated! New and improved with seaweed. Lol.


Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
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