It's the first day of school. How can I not blog about this very much significant day, the day I start the journey of the fast paced life of a Sec 4? Well, so here it is. I sure had a lot of things to blog about and I hope I get everything out.

I was rushing through all my homework yesterday, and entertained Wilson because he couldn't sleep. Ended up, at 3am, I myself couldn't sleep. I only had merely 3 hours of sleep, and woke up really late at 6.55am. I rushed to school, running to school more likely in 5 minutes. So, when I reached school, nobody was outside and I was hoping to see super duper long skirts. All I managed to see, was a glance at the prefects who told me to put on my nametag *rolls eyes* and parents, lined up, watching their old-enough Sec 1 kid go for assembly. Goodness. I suppose they need the moral support to go for an assembly in a secondary school for the first time. Well, I made a grand entrance, with people questioning me "What's with the contacts?" or "Best, Audrey is here." Somewhere along these lines, my mind was still unstable. Haha. So, walked, to the back, the walk seemed really long, somehow. Finally, saw Jo, the outstanding one, then Clarissa, then Weelyn then Ethel. Haha. Tallest to shortest. How nice. And received the first good news of the day.

"Sim is NOT our form teacher!!!"
*squeals* YES YES YES!!!
"Bey bey is our form and Mrs Heng is our co-form!"

I couldn't believe it. It was really hard to believe. And to think we were discussing at how impossible it was for those two to be our forms. Miracles. But I was telling Jo, that I doubt life would be this good. So, I forgot about all the fun I had critising at every morning assembly held, at EVERY comment or thing said by whoever's up there, or something one does. Oh yes, I miss being mean. Today was super fun. Long time since I've been mean. Well, so, firstly, I took a look at the Sec 1s, who were of average height, and I must say I do blend in well with them. For sure. That's when the tie and the badge comes in handy. Lol. National anthem and school song, you could hear them wanting to sing but not sing. The same reaction we had when we were Sec 1s, 3 years back. Three years back, I did everything the Sec 1s did today. Its pretty hilarious. Next thing, was to criticise everything Ms Loh said. Mrs Loh was missing in action for today. Wow.

I shall try to recall and blog about the more significant parts of today's assembly. Firstly, Ms Loh said to welcome the Sec 1s, to applaud for them. So, well, everyone did. I decided to applaud and CHEER. So I kind of cheered. Like really randomly, because it was quite erm, quiet, if you take out the applause. So, I cheered. Next thing you know, EVERYONE turned back and stared at me. Goodness. Haha. It was hilarious. So, basically the whole assembly, I made a whole lot of remarks, so loud that almost at every remark, someone would turn back. Haha. Jo, sitting in front of me, kept laughing as well, and I couldn't stop laughing. I bet some teacher wanted to punish me real bad. Oh, so something much more hilarious happened as well. Ms Loh welcomed the new teachers, blah blah. And then, she said "There are some ex-students who are coming back to teach...*introduces two students*...and, lastly, MISTER...(whoever)." LMAO! Everyone bursted out laughing. Sex change? That's the only possibility of him being an ex-student I guess. You're slow if you still don't get the joke. SAC, girls school, all girls, ex-student, supposed to be girl, apparently, turned out to be a Mr. Lol. Goodness. Even the teachers laughed.

So, Mrs Loh gave this, erm, sharing thing for Ms Loh to read out. Totally pointless. Because, I bet she got it from somewhere and then, next thing, I could use that against her. I can't quite remember how it went like, because I think it was total crap. Well, just so you know, I think its so hypocritical for her to do such a thing. Oh yes, it was something like "Choose to (whatever), rather than (rather)." Whatever. Like for example, Choose to smile, rather than gossip. Something like that. Its retarded, wouldn't that be hypocritical. And there was one part which, I could totally use against her. Fucking Arse. I hope I don't get sued or get into trouble.

Oh and I saw this Farah look a like. Totally. 100%. I was looking at the Sec 1s, when they were sitting down. Then, this girl, the one who looks like Farah, was trying to make space to sit down. Then I was like "Wtf is Farah doing with the Sec 1s?!" and I realised, it wasn't her. Lmao! Almost same specs, exact same hairstyle. Lol. Then we had, spot checked, and I checked the class, RIGHT, they were telling me to fuck off or whatever, I mean, nobody was checking so I VOLUNTEERED to HELP check. Lol. Hilarious. It's been a long time since I met everyone, like everyone, as a class. Spot check was funny, because I said to Mdm Bey "Hello! See! I'm in a perfect attire." Yeah right. But kind of true. So, the two sisters, being our forms, kept analysing our socks. And I thought I was going to get into trouble for wearing dirty shoes. You know, almost every student's shoes are white, like pure white except us, being Weelyn, Clarissa and I. Goodness. We couldn't care less. But then the sisters, thought that our socks were too low, which is totally wrong. So we gave retarded excuses like "My mother right, she made me cut off the elastic part, because it was yellowing." Lol. Mdm Bey and Mrs Heng actually played along la. I had nothing to worry about for my attire, until Bey Bey said "How bout your nails?" Goodness. How?! You could almost hear the difference in the chattering level. Lol. We all just looked away. It was hilarious. We sucked up to our forms real bad, and we sucked up to Sim for the last time. They kept telling her that I miss her. Wtf?! And they asked "Mdm Sim, are you teaching us Bio?". She went "Hur hur hur, yeah." and Clarissa went "Yay!" What. The. Fuck. Clarissa. Haha. Arse.

Rushed back to class to get the best seats, and apparently, nobody were rushing, I don't know why. We managed to get the seats by the window so that when someone wants to pass whatever, we can at least get the message. Sitting, once again, beside Ms Clarissa once-Klose-now-Tung-once-again, soo sad huh? Lol. Just kidding. Jo and Weelyn's in front of me, Maxine and RJ behind. Anne is like...elsewhere. Boo. Alright, so here came the 2 hours precious bonding time we had with our new forms. Chose the committee, which was a really funny experience. Michelle Lee got nominated for Attendance monitress, which is rather impossible because, she comes to school late everyday, including today, Weelyn got nominated for Discipline Monitress in which, she reacted very hugely to it. What else? I can't quite remember. And we settled normal class shit. Recess, and we realised that all our recesses are at 1045am?! Are you nuts?! Ahh! I totally hate late recesses. But at least, we've got the same recesses as all the Sec 4 classes. So, yeah, that makes it great. And we got really hungry, moreover, after I reminded everyone about the cheese tofus. Hahahahahahaa.

So, we went to find out about the CCA audition, and apparently, I wasn't told anything about it. The school system, crap. And poor Jo, got mistaken for a Sec 1. Haha. Wowness you must say. Oh so during recess, I was trying to cut the queue. Then Jo said "I know what you're trying to do." So I felt guilty, went to the back of the line. Then Theresse came along saying "You know, we're Sec 4s now, and we're still not cutting the queue?" Then we discussed at how the tie works powers. Just raise it up to a junior's face, show the red badge, and then, there you go, respect. Haha. Just kidding.

Had lessons, being, Chinese, in which I tried so hard not to sleep, I tried my best. Khoo is not in the same class as me! Boo! But now, I have Jo and Jenni in front of me, Sherri beside me, and Maxine and RJ behind. :) Sherri slept, and I woke up when the teacher being Mdm Heng called her name really loudly and I thought she scolded me for sleeping because everyone stared in our direction, only to realise that she called "GuoLing" instead of "LIAO SHUJUAN!" You know, her typical loud voice. *rolls eyes* Then Social Studies in which Ms Juliana was being totally crazy to almost make up complete 6 essays in an hour. Then right, Biology. Good thing she ain't our form anymore, because that's being the case, she can't hold us back. Alleluia. And she talks as much cock as last year. NO difference.

School ended, went past really fast, and saw Cindy and got my present. Haha. Its really cute. Lol. I shall pluck out the ribbon. And why elephant? Oh by the way, its an elephant plush toy. So, I asked why. They concluded "Because when you play high notes, your nostrils expand and you look like an elephant." Right. Thanks anyway. Settled CCA audition in which, I must say, was really crappy. Very. So we crapped in the canteen. Miss crapping so much. We have to enjoy the opportunities we have to crap before we go for Os. Anyway, the CCA audition made me pissed at some points, because it's seriously very, unnecessary. And plus, what's the point when Choir gets everything? I don't blame the choir. I blame PfA or probably Choir's instructor. Anyway, We had fun though. But, it was seriously a waste of time. Unnecessary work done by the PfA. Seriously. And Sec 1s, they are fucking rude. Typical. Twits. Oh and did I mention that I got mistaken as a Sec 1, and so did Farah in fact. She just won't admit. We were just sitting in the hall, and the Sec 1s came up to us, and asked, "Are you here for the auditions?" Then I went, "Erm, *having the huge urge to stuff my tie into her face* yeah, you just sit round." *looks at Farah and rolls eyes* Haha. Seriously. Cannot see ah, moreover I was using my phone, and which idiotic Sec 1 uses her phone on the first day?! Oh, and I carried a tuba back from the hall to the band room. I'm so proud of myself. Haha. It's not that heavy at all. In fact, it's average.

Oh a funny thing happened while we attempted to get the Sec 1s to go to our audition, the conversation went something like that...
Me: Erm, you can go for the Concert Band's audition in the hall.
Eunice: Yeah. Very fun.
Sec 1: But I'm going for the Modern Dance one...
Me: Nevermind, you can try out.
Sec 1: But I don't like music. I mean, I like music. But I only like listening to music, and not performing music.
Eunice: Ok nevermind then *walks away*

It was hilarious. Lol. Eunice kind of gave up. Another went like...

Me: Are you going for the guitar audition?
Sec 1: Yeah.
Me: Oh you know, guitar is really boring. Like seriously.
Eunice: Ya ya ya! You know, its like classical guitar, not electronic guitar (Eunice, its called electric guitar. Not electronic. Haha.) Play, also can't even hear one. Very loser one.
Sec 1: Huh? *looks to her friend and kept asking, "Do you want to be the geek of the school?"*
Me: Yeah. Then band's population is quite big, and then its like, when you're in band, in school, you're like quite big. (What shit was I talking?!)
Sec 1: Huh? Oh.
Eunice: Ya! Come for the band audition la.

Oh my gosh. It was fucking hilarious. We ran away when we saw Beverly walking towards us.

Oh random thought. I don't quite like it, when the forms always stare in our direction. We didn't do anything wrong! And, Mrs Heng, while saying one line, wait, it was kinda, erm, funny. It went something like..."This is a new year...(blah blah)...try not to COPY *looks at me* any work..." What the...No comments. Haha. Didn't do any copying yet this year, like hello?! Lol.

What else did I want to say? Hmm. Can't really remember. I know a whole lot of things happened. School is actually interesting, for the first time. I'll be missing SAC when I graduate. For sure. Sounds, unconvincing eh? But I truly mean it.

Now, comes to the suckiest things to do, homework. Boo.

Hope everyone had a great time at their first day today as well! :) If it didn't, don't worry. Don't think about it too much.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
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