I predict this post is going to be random. Very.

I realised I missed out quite a bit on the TP visit. Instances which would be so memorable such as the time, Miss Khoo gave us the wrong direction. I asked "Are you sure the bus this side goes to Tampines?" She obviously replies, "Yes yes yes, trust me." Oh yes, so I did. Then not till I sensed we were going the wrong way, and saw the sign reading Bedok something, or was it Kaki Bukit, anyway, it was in the direction to Khoo's house. I tell you, Eunice and I wanted to smack the nuts out of her for hell's sake because when we got up the bus, firstly, they pushed me. Lucky, we got in the bus because there were just too many people. Note, my bag was uber huge thanks to the bloody goodie bag and stupid books we just had to carry home that day. And moreover, the bus was duper crowded. So ask me, why didn't we bash her? Because she's our friend. And since she's naturally not skilled in telling directions, it was rather our fault for trusting her. Haha. Lol.

Did I mention about the tour guide? I think I did. Ok what else? Nothing. I just wanted to post that. Felt like it.

I can't believe I'm listening to Clay Aiken's album now. Please, hit me.

Camp Corri is tomorrow.

Oh yes, so I'm supposed to blog. Yes. Blog about my days and all. Yesterday, overslept. Thus, not turning up for Legion. Woke up and practiced my piano, then met Eunice, Weelyn, Ern and Lisbeth at Raffles City. Ernestine, was rather, overdressed. Haha. She claims that she came from some church event. Alright, I believe you Ern. Haha. Yeah Right. Anyway, we attempted to get a cab with 5 people. Haha. Thanks to the help of the charm of Miss Ernestine, we managed to get a cab. Weelyn, you suck. Haha. Oh yes, I got a cup of Starbucks and I couldn't sleep after that. How smart. The ride took super duper long, because of the floods and jams. Goodness. We ended up late. At least better than Khoo, who was still at home at 5.06pm. Haha. I realise I still have not mentioned where we went. Haha. St Pat's POP. It was quite alright, impressive for sure, but the only part which really impressed the most was when they played Rhapsody on the Theme of Paganini. First few notes, bars, I could almost die. It was just too wow. Haha. You know what? It reminded me of my dearest first husband. Haha. Maksim. He's hot. Anyway, I'm currently with Jamie. Back to the music. Basically it was really impressive. They pull off almost everything given to them. Amazing and awesome. Then crapped outside their bandroom, with Mr De, about everything from She--- and the sign outside the bandroom. Haha. Funny. Worst Engligh ever. Haha. Headed off for Piano lesson while the rest went to Parkway to eat.

Piano lesson was, okay, I don't really have comments on this. It was, not very productive was it? I still don't get the urgency of my exam. Believe it, I still have not mastered a shit bout what's required. Argh. All I know is that my exam is in February. Early or late Feb, not quite sure. After piano, headed to Parkway to meet the rest to get Jenni's present. Haha. It was hilarious. Especially what Eunice did holding Jenni's present. Then Clarissa came, with her friends, who left soon after. What else, so we got on the shuttle bus. Got home.

Couldn't sleep, all thanks to Starbucks. Was late for violin lesson once again. Boo. Anyway, I practiced but my teacher said it wasn't good enough. Even more boo. Ended, left for Catechism. Even more and more boo! Haha. It was really retarded. Oh oh, there's this new guy. I'm not quite sure if he's retained from the previous year or what but he's quite cute. But, no, I'm married and studies come first. Anyways,...hmmm, Catechism was retarded. They said we have to write a letter to the Archbishop. Address him as Dearest His Grace or Dearest Archbishop Chia or something, I wasn't paying attention, but they said no addressing him like Dearest Archie. HAHA! It was hilarious. And our letters will be checked before sending to him because of the chances of vulgarities appearing. Oh whatever. I still can't think of what name to chose for my middle name. Boo. Audrey _______ Cullum. Haha. No, seriously Audrey _________? No, the name "Idiot" or "Ass" is not allowed. No crude language is allowed for a middle name. Haha. I bet you arses wanted to tag saying Audrey Ass or something. Haha. Too bad. If only huh, then it'd be alliteration. Haha. Oh wells.

Tuition-ed after Church. Goodness, I don't understand the thinking of my teacher. He was saying about how the Government is psycho-ing us to think that CCA is important and all, that they are just making use of us. Then the guy behind me wanted to argue with him and I was like thinking "No point of arguing. Won't help. Won't get you anywhere." but it kept going on and on. Both parties were dumb to argue I must say. Haha. I mean, the teacher is not making any sense. So what's the whole point of arguing. He will never understand. Moreover, he was talking more than teaching. The more I shouldn't go for tuition. Oh and did I mention, they almost wanted to start this debate on Convent Girls. Note, I'm the only girl in the E Maths class. BOO! My teacher said, Convent girls are desperate. I bet so, if Jeanette was there, she'll just start bashing them up. Big big, huge, mega huge generalization going on there man. Goodness. I wanted to die.

Now, I'm back home, comtemplating to do my homework because apparently, teachers do not spare a thought for those facilitating for the Secondary 2 camp. Those going for the TP camp, get to do their homework while we, don't have the time. I think I have no choice but to do my work now.

I realise I have not packed my bag for camp.

I wanted to say something but I can't remember. Oh wells. I'll leave it to another day. I doubt when I come back from Camp Corri, I'll be blogging about it. I hope I'll have fun. I sound so excited, don't I?

I decided to reply the tags here. I don't want to yet again, flood my own tagboard. Haha.

To Cindy: You don't have to walk with me under MY ESPIRIT umbrella. Haha.

To Ernestine: They beeped your Fuck because they don't like you. Haha. Too bad. This should teach you a lesson on not to use vulgarities in my tagboard. Eh, your opening door thing and asking of the "See any boobies" was rather sick yet hilarious. Lol. And not only am I a sucker, I'm a swallower, a licker and a chewer as well. Oh gross. Sounds very wrong. Haha. You should just go join the Thai dance troop thing. Go for all I care. Haha.

To natENG: Too bad, I love Jamie more. And I don't even know how your brother looks like. You better bring food.

To Clarissa: Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. Lol. It was rather hilarious when we checked the sandwich Isabel gave us. Lol. That was one hell of a bus ride.

To Maxine: Aiya, diam la. Lol. I AM big what. Tsk. I'm Jamie's wife, DUH! Haha.

To Jeanette: Because it was the open house...? Haha. I don't know. But I saw people I didn't wanna see. How bad.

To Ethel: Just like I said, if you're in netball, I'm in basketball and I'm the star player. Lmao! Haha. Anyway, in conclusion, you're NOT from netball. Must be a total insult to have you in netball man. Haha.

That's all.

I don't feel like going for my piano exam. Can I pon it? Please? Haha.

My left leg is numb.

Mrs Audrey Cullum

MRS AUDREY CULLUM
6:23 PM